If you think regular skippy is too sugary, let me tell you a tale of Reduced Fat Skippy. It tastes basically like skippy mixed with marshmallow fluff (marshmallows are fat free, a fact that continues to astound me). It was my secret shame in law school. I still think of it fondly, though I only eat real peanut butter…

When my friend studied abroad in Italy she went to a decent handful of casual restaurants that had an “American” or “Ballpark” pizza that was a cheese pizza with cut up hot dogs and french fries as the topping.

I’ve occasionally done ketchup on eggs, but I find it pretty low-brow. I guess it’s fine for the eggs you get at a holiday inn express. I took a cooking class that among other things, claimed to teach you how to make “the perfect omelette”. And I did come away with mad omelette skills. But when the class was done and…

I usually ignore trolls like Dojo, but I just checked out his discussion feed. There are a few good ones. He called someone a “Dweeb” a few weeks ago. You got to give him mad props for being so in character as “80's Teen Movie Secondary Antagonist”

You’re right, I have OCD and major depression myself, and I’m in 12-step....I should’ve chosen my words better.

You seem fun.

+1. Oh, God help me.

You get MUCH better DUI stories in AA. (So I've heard. 😉)

Jesus Christ. You are taking this way too seriously. When you're on TV you sign away merchandise rights, it's just a thing that happened. I was just pointing out that the wine thing is super common. I never said he was a victim. "Lust for fame???" You need to concern troll somewhere else, Homes.

This is a thing that happens now. It’s really tasteless (most likely so are the wines.) I have a family member who is borderline famous for a reality/documentary tv show, and he has his own wine. He had nothing to do with it and no way to refuse it, the production company just bought some leftover batch wine and…

You’re right. It’s fucked up, but L.A. has always been ground zero for pitting minorities against one another.

You did get one lovely Pornhub.com comment turned sports analysis from Holden, "this is filth of the highest order!"

It’s a reminder of how sick our society is with the mental illness that is racism. Obviously it starts with white america, but its hard to avoid. I feel blessed to have a family that is white, black, latinx and shades in between. I think my family is good people, but everyone does problematic shit sometimes. My…

He's basically managing the team. I lost track of how many passes he called when off the ball. At least 15.

Yes, this is true. Just remember, it USED to be worse, we just didn't know or talk about it.

Magary is Deadspin’s H.L. Mencken. But Burke was their Hemingway.

Jesus Christ, imagine the three of them in a fucking room together.

Yeah, I get what you mean, I’ve got a four year old and I’m a DC sports fan. He couldn’t have cared less about the Caps, but my dad has him completely pumped about “Wayne Wooney” because he told my son that Rooney looks like Shrek. 

Seriously, the complete and utter lack of Grandmama references is the worst thing about Uncle Drew, going all the way back to the first commercial. That old broad took Urkel to the championship.

“You’re sleeping with our housekeeper!”