+1. Oh, God help me.

You get MUCH better DUI stories in AA. (So I've heard. 😉)

Jesus Christ. You are taking this way too seriously. When you're on TV you sign away merchandise rights, it's just a thing that happened. I was just pointing out that the wine thing is super common. I never said he was a victim. "Lust for fame???" You need to concern troll somewhere else, Homes.

This is a thing that happens now. It’s really tasteless (most likely so are the wines.) I have a family member who is borderline famous for a reality/documentary tv show, and he has his own wine. He had nothing to do with it and no way to refuse it, the production company just bought some leftover batch wine and…

You’re right. It’s fucked up, but L.A. has always been ground zero for pitting minorities against one another.

You did get one lovely Pornhub.com comment turned sports analysis from Holden, "this is filth of the highest order!"

It’s a reminder of how sick our society is with the mental illness that is racism. Obviously it starts with white america, but its hard to avoid. I feel blessed to have a family that is white, black, latinx and shades in between. I think my family is good people, but everyone does problematic shit sometimes. My…

He's basically managing the team. I lost track of how many passes he called when off the ball. At least 15.

Yes, this is true. Just remember, it USED to be worse, we just didn't know or talk about it.

Magary is Deadspin’s H.L. Mencken. But Burke was their Hemingway.

Jesus Christ, imagine the three of them in a fucking room together.

Yeah, I get what you mean, I’ve got a four year old and I’m a DC sports fan. He couldn’t have cared less about the Caps, but my dad has him completely pumped about “Wayne Wooney” because he told my son that Rooney looks like Shrek. 

Seriously, the complete and utter lack of Grandmama references is the worst thing about Uncle Drew, going all the way back to the first commercial. That old broad took Urkel to the championship.

“You’re sleeping with our housekeeper!”

Whoah! I never noticed that about their names before. I sometimes wonder if famous people notice the strange shit I think about them. Like one of my favorite things about Paul Rudd is that if you switch the initials around his name is Raùl Pudd.

Yeah, you're right. The production companies in agents who are brave enough to do something like that, are going to end up with a really awesome new bankable star.

People with an irrational aversion to sandals are the last socially acceptable form of bigotry. I don’t get it, they’re feet. Just look at the remaining 95% of my body. I’m one of those who wears flip-flops for everyday use, and I gradually test them out in other situations. Shoes are for court and weddings (at least…

Maybe I’m too cynical about what makes people go to the movies. Even being queer myself I catch myself subconsciously pegging movies as mainstream or queer cinema sometimes. I think trans parts should go to trans actors, but I definitely don’t know if the eyeballs are there. Sadly, if it were my hypothetical money,…

This little piggy went straight to fuckin’ hell.

I think you are definitely right. But, studios don't usually like to gamble. This sounds like a largeish budget movie, and a trans actor is probably going to result in that budget going way down or having to go indie. If it were me, I'd like to see a cheaper movie with a trans actor, but I'd be bummed that less people…