He's basically managing the team. I lost track of how many passes he called when off the ball. At least 15.

Yes, this is true. Just remember, it USED to be worse, we just didn't know or talk about it.

Magary is Deadspin’s H.L. Mencken. But Burke was their Hemingway.

Jesus Christ, imagine the three of them in a fucking room together.

Yeah, I get what you mean, I’ve got a four year old and I’m a DC sports fan. He couldn’t have cared less about the Caps, but my dad has him completely pumped about “Wayne Wooney” because he told my son that Rooney looks like Shrek. 

Seriously, the complete and utter lack of Grandmama references is the worst thing about Uncle Drew, going all the way back to the first commercial. That old broad took Urkel to the championship.

“You’re sleeping with our housekeeper!”

Whoah! I never noticed that about their names before. I sometimes wonder if famous people notice the strange shit I think about them. Like one of my favorite things about Paul Rudd is that if you switch the initials around his name is Raùl Pudd.

Yeah, you're right. The production companies in agents who are brave enough to do something like that, are going to end up with a really awesome new bankable star.

People with an irrational aversion to sandals are the last socially acceptable form of bigotry. I don’t get it, they’re feet. Just look at the remaining 95% of my body. I’m one of those who wears flip-flops for everyday use, and I gradually test them out in other situations. Shoes are for court and weddings (at least…

Maybe I’m too cynical about what makes people go to the movies. Even being queer myself I catch myself subconsciously pegging movies as mainstream or queer cinema sometimes. I think trans parts should go to trans actors, but I definitely don’t know if the eyeballs are there. Sadly, if it were my hypothetical money,…

This little piggy went straight to fuckin’ hell.

I think you are definitely right. But, studios don't usually like to gamble. This sounds like a largeish budget movie, and a trans actor is probably going to result in that budget going way down or having to go indie. If it were me, I'd like to see a cheaper movie with a trans actor, but I'd be bummed that less people…

Speaking of gear, what the fuck is the director of the EPA doing on a Monday in a checkered shirt and no tie, and going out to eat by himself? I mean, I’m all for business casual and long lunches for the masses, but he honestly couldn’t have ordered delivery to his sound proof phone chamber? I’m convinced this dude is…

I was driving a enterprise rental one time and dropped someone off at the airport, then accidentally drove into the enterprise rental car lot. They refused to let me out or even look at my rental agreement. I had to call the corporate office. Their solution? Process the car as return, and refund me what I had paid…

I think he kinda looks like Sepp Blatter. Also, is he wearing a vest over a suit?

Seriously, she talked a good game on NPR yesterday afternoon about her and Murkowski’s stance, but when you read between the lines its wishy-washy. These are really scary days. This is the one time I wish Trump would just go full Trump and nominate someone batshit crazy to stroke his ego, because there’s probably a bet…

Well, actually...It was only really in my head because I’ve been doing a rewatch with my Mother, who’s doing chemo (we’re weird), and just the other day we were on the Madrigal episode where the German guy electrocutes himself.

Big Thanks! My mom, who lives with me is just starting chemo but she’s also on blood thinners. And I’ve just been spinning my wheels every night about her falling. I’ve done CPR training and have SOME first aid knowledge, but specifically I’ve been worrying about if she cuts herself. Once you mentioned there are…

I really hope you know I was joking. I know meth comes in all the beautiful colors of God’s icygakrainbow.