I was going to go with, “Japan should realize by now that it really doesn’t work out when they strike first.”

I always got the feeling that Cohen likes Trump because Trump is stupid and Cohen overcharges the shit out of him. I know Trump stiffs people, but that's why he goes with this Lionel Hutz-ass dude. The Trump revenue stream dried up, now that Trump isn't roaming and groping all over the country and world. And it sounds…

Where is he in this picture? Why are there vases on the floor? This honestly looks like a theater-in-the-round play about a man seeing a therapist.

In retrospect, I wonder if that New Yorker piece was a line of defense to deter people coming forward, or soften its impact. I read and believed his story at the time and still do. Timing is interesting. Pure speculation, but I’m just a rando on the internet, so thats how I do.

I learned that the costly way (luckily no injuries) several years ago when my black lab decided, while we were going 65 mph down the highway, that she wanted to see the view from the driver’s seat and jumped in my lap. Totalled the car. It was her way of telling us she was ready to get a minivan. She’d still wriggle…

I kinda doubt its a “watch out for these kids” type thing and more like a “let me know if you spot a token minority doing something I can take credit for” like when college recruitment catalogs Photoshop black kids in.

I get what you’re saying about tracking data with the goal of better serving people, but it’s really questionable to do what she did, even with pure intentions. Collecting and using someone’s data needs to have their consent and the ability to opt out on questions, especially one like race, and kept confidential and…

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Yknow, I want to say I agree with you. I definitely think that the public should hound these fuckers. But I cant help but thinking the better move for this restaraunt owner would’ve been to discount the meal, then do a photo then sit down and spend five minutes talking her ear off. Then post the pic, say what you did.…

Ive got to disagree a little. I love movies and I engage in movies other people pick as much or even more than they do. When I pick a movie, ive noticed that people who I’ve sat quietly through their movie, won’t afford the same courtesy. And there’s no way to bring that up without sounding like a petulant brat. People…

Honestly I’d watch the later seasons of Walking Dead over this. I’d watch a spin-off about Gregory, Eugene, Nicholas, Ron, and that annoying teenager they caught in season two, where all the characters wear Jeffrey DeMunn style eyebrows, with a running commentary by Robert Kirkman, every day for the rest of my life if…

Duke’s is revolting lemony garbage, and might as well be Miracle Whip. When people say they made it with Duke’s my slogan is “Bring out the Hellman’s and Go Fuck Yourself”. I usually sing it, which is meant to lessen the blow, but often gets the opposite reaction.

“Ooh, it’s cold.”

My major objection to Game Night is still the fact that it stole its plot from The Man Who Knew Too Little, which is easily one of Bill Murray’s top 50 films.

I feel like he probably uses the term “post-modernist” as a slur like 3 times a day.

Pretty sure his library is going to be in some sort of evidence locker.

Sadly, Kingsley Coman was injured, or he would have won the worst hair going away. Also off-center, also a rat tail, also *vomits in mouth* growing out of a mole.

This definitely isn’t like a normal sexual urge thing, I don’t think. I doubt that any amount of traditional style athlete attention from/exploitation of women would scratch this itch. I wouldn’t be super surprised if it turns out he murdered some women, too.

IT GETS BETTER SAVED MY LIFE. IT GETS BETTER SAVED 2 PEOPLES LIVES I SPONSOR IN NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS. My son would not have two parents BUTFOR it gets better. My mother would not have someone to sit with her during chemo BUTFOR it gets better. Please don’t make the perfect the enemy of the good. Please!!!

He peed on his own forehead last week.