Yknow, I want to say I agree with you. I definitely think that the public should hound these fuckers. But I cant help but thinking the better move for this restaraunt owner would’ve been to discount the meal, then do a photo then sit down and spend five minutes talking her ear off. Then post the pic, say what you did.…

Ive got to disagree a little. I love movies and I engage in movies other people pick as much or even more than they do. When I pick a movie, ive noticed that people who I’ve sat quietly through their movie, won’t afford the same courtesy. And there’s no way to bring that up without sounding like a petulant brat. People…

Honestly I’d watch the later seasons of Walking Dead over this. I’d watch a spin-off about Gregory, Eugene, Nicholas, Ron, and that annoying teenager they caught in season two, where all the characters wear Jeffrey DeMunn style eyebrows, with a running commentary by Robert Kirkman, every day for the rest of my life if…

Duke’s is revolting lemony garbage, and might as well be Miracle Whip. When people say they made it with Duke’s my slogan is “Bring out the Hellman’s and Go Fuck Yourself”. I usually sing it, which is meant to lessen the blow, but often gets the opposite reaction.

“Ooh, it’s cold.”

My major objection to Game Night is still the fact that it stole its plot from The Man Who Knew Too Little, which is easily one of Bill Murray’s top 50 films.

I feel like he probably uses the term “post-modernist” as a slur like 3 times a day.

Pretty sure his library is going to be in some sort of evidence locker.

Sadly, Kingsley Coman was injured, or he would have won the worst hair going away. Also off-center, also a rat tail, also *vomits in mouth* growing out of a mole.

This definitely isn’t like a normal sexual urge thing, I don’t think. I doubt that any amount of traditional style athlete attention from/exploitation of women would scratch this itch. I wouldn’t be super surprised if it turns out he murdered some women, too.

IT GETS BETTER SAVED MY LIFE. IT GETS BETTER SAVED 2 PEOPLES LIVES I SPONSOR IN NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS. My son would not have two parents BUTFOR it gets better. My mother would not have someone to sit with her during chemo BUTFOR it gets better. Please don’t make the perfect the enemy of the good. Please!!!

He peed on his own forehead last week.

He peed on his own forehead last week.

My son is 4. When he heads for the bathroom he now shouts, unprompted, ”gonna get it all in the bowl!” It is not reassuring.

I hate Bull Durham with the fire of a thousand suns, and I was talked into watching Ken Burn’s Baseball recently, so my appetite for meditations on being a baseball fan has waned. I was really looking forward to coming up with something snarky to say, but I have nothing. This was great, especially “There are always…

I feel like a LeBron in a world run by J.R. Smiths.

This is my pep talk I give myself. We will age out of it to some degree. But honestly, in the US at least, our system of government is really vulnerable to passionate minority opinion, and since 1964, really, the Republicans have systematically worked to insulate themselves from the writing on the wall, that ignorant…

Couple things:

Looking over the case, it seems like the judge was actually pretty sympathetic to Long, and the use of the flamethrower wasnt the criminal act, it was the fact that he packed a concealed weapon knowing full well he might use it. Prosecutors should have used discretion though and dropped the case or never brought in…

This just hurts my heart. I’m a suicide survivor, a rape survivor, a foodie, and a giant fucking know-it-all. And I happen to know Bourdain personally through a friend. This hurts my heart in a way I never thought some acquaintance’s death could. Thinking about this and Argento and her life makes me sick with sadness.…