Pretty sure his library is going to be in some sort of evidence locker.

Sadly, Kingsley Coman was injured, or he would have won the worst hair going away. Also off-center, also a rat tail, also *vomits in mouth* growing out of a mole.

This definitely isn’t like a normal sexual urge thing, I don’t think. I doubt that any amount of traditional style athlete attention from/exploitation of women would scratch this itch. I wouldn’t be super surprised if it turns out he murdered some women, too.

IT GETS BETTER SAVED MY LIFE. IT GETS BETTER SAVED 2 PEOPLES LIVES I SPONSOR IN NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS. My son would not have two parents BUTFOR it gets better. My mother would not have someone to sit with her during chemo BUTFOR it gets better. Please don’t make the perfect the enemy of the good. Please!!!

He peed on his own forehead last week.

He peed on his own forehead last week.

My son is 4. When he heads for the bathroom he now shouts, unprompted, ”gonna get it all in the bowl!” It is not reassuring.

I hate Bull Durham with the fire of a thousand suns, and I was talked into watching Ken Burn’s Baseball recently, so my appetite for meditations on being a baseball fan has waned. I was really looking forward to coming up with something snarky to say, but I have nothing. This was great, especially “There are always…

I feel like a LeBron in a world run by J.R. Smiths.

This is my pep talk I give myself. We will age out of it to some degree. But honestly, in the US at least, our system of government is really vulnerable to passionate minority opinion, and since 1964, really, the Republicans have systematically worked to insulate themselves from the writing on the wall, that ignorant…

Couple things:

Looking over the case, it seems like the judge was actually pretty sympathetic to Long, and the use of the flamethrower wasnt the criminal act, it was the fact that he packed a concealed weapon knowing full well he might use it. Prosecutors should have used discretion though and dropped the case or never brought in…

This just hurts my heart. I’m a suicide survivor, a rape survivor, a foodie, and a giant fucking know-it-all. And I happen to know Bourdain personally through a friend. This hurts my heart in a way I never thought some acquaintance’s death could. Thinking about this and Argento and her life makes me sick with sadness.…

Let’s see: Kanye, Diamond and Silk, the guy he called “My African American” at his rally, the crazy guy who stood behind him in Arizona who believes black people are at war with Native Americans, Ben Carson. Halfway to a dozen. When he hits 12, he might start thinking he can get away with saying racist stuff.

Pretty sure that the use of “flyover” is generally not meant as an assignation but as a way to challenge a stereotype used by coastal liberals. But in losing your shit over one quote in a 20+ paragraph piece, you’re giving the rest of the elites a great view of your inferiority complex.

I straight up believe everything Jones, Broadrick, and Wiley say about Clinton. He is very likely a rapist who will never face justice. Lewinsky was treated like shit by EVERYONE, and I feel for her. However, the first time she spoke with Clinton she flirted, then volunteered that she was wearing a thong before the…

It’s effin’ wierd. They go crazy with that word in the UK. When I visited for a few months I got desensitized. After I’d been back a few weeks I overheard a guy on his phone say “you stupid c—-” and I thought, “there’s the horribleness I remember.”

Even if you put the suicide attempts aside, that Courtney Love could keep a secret for 24 years is damn near impossible.

Who was the judge, if you don’t mind. If not no worries. I’ve had luck personally and for clients in B’More area notifying Landlord, then putting the rent in escrow. When you get downtown its a pretty good sign of good faith. The problem is judges hear people make up shit all the time about why they didn’t pay, and by…

Top floor apartments suck, especially in city rowhouses. Aside from the years of heart strain involved in walking every possession you own up three flights of stairs, you either get rained on or feel like you’re on fire. I actually had snow fall in my kitchen. My only perk living on the top floor of my last place was…