YOU SHALL NOT PASS....the Bechdel Test.

I actually hate it so much I read it again, like a historian studying Mein Kampf. His writing definitely hits my imagination bone and is compelling, but is so rife with subtle-yet-vicious agression against women it blows my mind. Shit, I could write a book about that book, but I’d need to cross reference the DSM-5.

Did you read Freedom? Every female character in the book is nonsense, but in this really clunky foreign seeming way, like he was raised in a monastery and read up studiously on women in the 20th/21st century, but had yet to encounter one.

No. You’re right, I probably should slow my roll on that one. I was thinking more of the Phillip Roth self-absorption, nastiness, and cold shitbaggery as opposed to the outright criminal shit. When I think of DFW, my mind immediately goes to Franzen. Now I’m trying to figure out how James Joyce got on this list, he…

Amazing list, but there’s a Jonathan Franzen-sized hole in it.

Did you do this, or do I suck at googling .gifs? You are a saint.

If someone says no, they’re either basically a virgin or not really a partner, just a parisite. I ate pussy, no sweat, but it took a while once I came out to suck cock. I needed to get used to it, but then I loved it. Maybe my BF can help DJ Khaled find out how much he loves sucking dick.

As a survivor of sexual abuse as a child and as someone born male who now identifies as queer and intersex, I hate to read this. And as someone who loved Oscar Wao and has carribean heritage, I’m sick, too. I hate to think I’m judged based on this seemingly woke person, I hate that someone has to watch themselves…

This is the shit that makes me wish I wasn’t too lazy to make a .gif of Tony Soprano’s mother saying, “Oh, Poor You!”

Watch the entire video. The cop says Ward pointed the gun at him. He clearly didn’t, the cop was lying.

One person with a gun scares me a lot less than cops who seem to shoot on instinct and switch to dishonesty once they start thinking rationally.

Just my take. At some point, the cop realized his cam was on. He was pretty quiet and stoic for the first few minutes, then once his fellow officers started asking questions, he went to check where he came from, tried to concoct a story, and play up the fear and hyperventilation. He never moved like he was scared when…

I have a good friend who is a massage therapist and she messes around with her own stretching and yoga techniques when ever she gives me a massage to get extra bang for her buck I guess. But I am also an enormous person height and weight-wise, and not a rickety old pervert. Also because there’s the unpredictable…

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess you got high before you left this comment. No judgement, +1.

I wasn’t particularly spine-tingled when I watched it, but some of the creepier elements stuck with me for a few days...the song the children sing for one.

So how will the Wizards manage to shit in their shoes over this opportunity.

And take them off, too. Definitely a tramp.

Pedantry, nay! The Lord’s work.

Not that it’s Modern Family’s style, but as soon as Can became George Brett’s new best friend, I started to wonder if he changed his mind on abandoning Mitch and we might be seeing his tank hallucination.

If we ever decided to make a bizarro version of the Voyager Gold Record out of pure shit in order to dissuade intelligent species from ever visiting earth, “Marlins Will Soar” is a perfect candidate for replacing Stravinsky’s “Rite of Spring”.