I know you’re right, but I can’t help him getting under my skin. He reminds me of the kid in elementary school who would blatantly lie and no one ever called him out on it. I think the other element of me hating him is that he seems to be genuinely happy putting no thought into anything. At least with really…

They still have a small corps of real journalists which I think the company still thinks is in their interest to keep. A., even if the unwritten mission statement of FNC is “undermine the truth”, they still will want to have an in-house understanding of the facts. B., they still rely on CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, AP, and…

You can fudge with temperatures of your ingredients. I personally will look for longer recipes. When I was married my spouse and I had slightly different schedules, so I’d start and they would finish.

GP...that dude really seemed to enjoy prison. Fuck him for that, but at least he was away from society. It sucked that so many journalists gave him attention over the years. Sex offenders like Nassar either stay in denial I guess or move to a point of shame. But in terms of value to society, I would like to see one of…

Tangent....I am literally listening to that episode of Karl’s diary as I’m reading this. Thank you for being you!

You know Dahmer was murdered in prison, right?

Good point. I really don’t think we should rush to judgement on this until we find out what kind of intel they got from him.

I fought pretty hard with my ex to give our son the middle name Chicago. She texted me “you’re welcome” today. I still wan’t to get a tiny little dog with a shitty disposition and name it Chicago, but we’ll see.

Thank you for sharing that. Don’t stop talking about it! I’m a survivor of a suicide attempt. When I hear other people who are struggling, or hear terrible news like this, I try to use it as a reminder to stay communicative and not get tunnel vision. Take good care of yourself.

Eww, peanut butter m&m’s??!! I always wondered who bought them. Why not Reese’s Pieces?

Yeah, I wanted to geek out on that but couldn’t find phrasing that didn’t sound douchey. I was hoping someone would ask and I could sound smart, but you cracked the phrasing code before I did. A winner is you!

If I’m reading his threat correctly, Blake Bortles will be spared?

I told someone recently to watch until 5.11 the episode where they get to the gates of Alexandria. Everything’s wrapped up except you know Morgan’s following them, and it’s a happy ending. She loved it. Then she got curious after a few months, and is now very bummed she didn’t stop.

No where near the first time. UMD Law is across the street, and when I was in law school a decade ago, you’d see people in gowns saying they’d been discharged and usually asking for money to get home. Many people complained, but it was hard to pin down, because there was an equal number of people who had left AMA, or…

Honestly, Carson looked like he had been rolled out on a dolly from some utility room. I hate accusing someone of being a token, but he is apparently chill enough in his life and with this administration that they could wrap hip in streamers and he’d just sit there. Despite the wacky shit that he has said in the past…

This is what the inside of Dale Gribble’s head must sound like.

Sugar free candy is no joke. I didn’t realize until I stress-ate a whole bag of sugar free cherry candy. It was the first day of a new job, too, so that was mortifying.

I really question how many minds are going to be changed by this. Some aides are already saying he’s just being plain-spoken, and the idiots on Twitter are already posting pictures of Haitian slums and saying we’re being “triggered”. I don’t have a lot of hope for the current electorate (I think I’ve said this every…

I call that “sleepy toddler in church” Trump. He looks bored and overwhelmed but he’s already screamed enough before he got there that he’s relatively subdued.