You’re totally right, and I’m glad you’ve expanded your practice beyond Maritime Law.

I agree to an extent. Wouldn’t have been part of our birth plan, for sure. But it kinda is between Julie and Kirk Cousins. If when my son was being born, I was making 24 million dollars a year, with a chance to become the highest paid “whatever” in the league of “chosen field” my wife would’ve facetimed in herself. As…

So, quibble, quibble, quibble from me...they didn’t make Bob eat his own foot...they did eat his foot though.

I don’t know about every Thom, but Loverro pushes that average down even further than the chassis of any car he drives. He is a mountain of shit with a flaming volcano of bad takes at the top, and the only warning is the high-pitched whine. He looks like Santa retired to become a sex tourist in the Philippines. He…

Fair enough. Keep an eye on him though...he’s worth the follow. He hooks on to the most batshit things. It doesn’t make me angry, there’s a beauty to it.

Good God, you are one of the most consistently off-topic commenters on Deadspin.

Wow, you are off topic, bro.

FUCK Woody Allen with a rusted metal toilet brush. I make it my business to always personally believe the unbelievably brave human beings who step in front of the fucking world and say this happened to them. I’m a sex abuse survivor and attorney. But the one that always gave me pause was Woody Allen. The allegations…

This is trending after 3 years...and the flop house podcast that aired this morning covered this too. But it was recorded a week ago. I’m officially in Truman Show mode.

Nevertheless, Assistant Undersecretary definitely raises a good point. This seems over the line, but its sometimes hard to see where the line is. This seems to me like a far more egregious example of what Lisa Bloom was ready to do for Weinstein. As an attorney and a sex abuse survivor, I’d really like to believe that…

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Dafuq has gone wrong when I wonder if Richard Sherman is one of the most thoughtful people in the NFL?

This is off topic, and they are horrible shitbags who should get life, but the oldest brother definitely looks like he has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Barely relevant clip. Posting because it’s related to blood donation, and I kinda had the same reaction when I read this headline.

Finally, a reasonable explanation to give the people who ask why I keep a jar of peanut butter next to the toilet.

I’ve always preferred the press between your front two teeth near the gumline...does the same trick.

Don’t forget “while playing with Richard Seymour levels of dirt”.

I’m going to go ahead and assume she was 18 when the agreement was executed.

Jesus Christ, read the fucking article. She was 15 in 2008 and lied about her age. She was 16 in June 2009. Their relationship ended in January 2010, and she secured a settlement “within weeks”. Maybe she lied about her age to everyone, if she’s a kid the contract is still void. No one is going to find in Kelly’s…