This is off topic, and they are horrible shitbags who should get life, but the oldest brother definitely looks like he has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Barely relevant clip. Posting because it’s related to blood donation, and I kinda had the same reaction when I read this headline.

Finally, a reasonable explanation to give the people who ask why I keep a jar of peanut butter next to the toilet.

I’ve always preferred the press between your front two teeth near the gumline...does the same trick.

Don’t forget “while playing with Richard Seymour levels of dirt”.

I’m going to go ahead and assume she was 18 when the agreement was executed.

Jesus Christ, read the fucking article. She was 15 in 2008 and lied about her age. She was 16 in June 2009. Their relationship ended in January 2010, and she secured a settlement “within weeks”. Maybe she lied about her age to everyone, if she’s a kid the contract is still void. No one is going to find in Kelly’s…

I don’t get why they would they come out and say that’s why? ESPN makes idiotic programming decisions and personality shuffles all the goddamn time. My only thought would be that Lee himself was really uncomfortable, and the network took the forgettable heat for him, but they are not cool like that.

Jackson was sickly by the time he was president, he could just take a bullet pretty good and talked a big game. Honestly, my money would be on TR, I know he had asthma, but I he exudes clear old man strength. Some other’s to consider: Gerald Ford (former football player and male model, has the injury bounce back…

Jimmy Carter still bikes every day if he can. And he still works on construction sites. I know he had to go to the hospital last month for dehydration, but I know I couple people who have done Habitat for Humanity, and apparently he straight up works, camera or no.

Yeah, the original responder said she was 17. She was 16 in June of ‘09 so it stands to reason she could’ve been 18. I can easily imagine an attorney getting a minor to sign a contract knowing it’s not going to hold up, but just as an intimidation tactic. That’s half the fun of NDA.

A contract with a minor is void as a matter of law, so Kelly couldn’t come after her for any penalties under the contract/NDA, and she isn’t bound to it. That being said, he could in theory make her pay the money back since the contract is void, but that would vary by jurisdiction. If she reasonably relied on that…

I’d say that Trump is just releasing spores of fascist nonsense that is infecting the mainstream Republicans holding the line, but this is clearly just a slip up of what Pence actually thinks. I think it’s probably easy to think this way when your peer group and work environment is exclusively white men or those who…

Tonight is a new Lucy van Pelt: finally promising to hold the football and acknowledging the gravity and history holding the football.

Does this work on clown bones too?

I will have to say I am consistently disappointed whenever I read a story about Serpico, and the attached picture is of a normal old man and not the Charlie Kelly version.

Jesus Christ. 35 comments on this article, and 14 of them are about the school’s relative proximity to DC versus Baltimore. I swear, they could release Ebola at Ft. Meade, and half the news would be guys from Dundalk and Glen Burnie pointing out that “it’s really not D.C. when you look at a map,” while their internal…

You’ve got to think of the math. The top 5 cast members make $2.6 million per episode if they appear, and a baseline of $1.1 million if they don’t. Plus you’d have to pay a director and a ton of per-episode employees (technical staff). As of last season, each episode cost about $10 million, and that was before the…

The Soon-Yi stuff is ick. But, after reading several interviews with Moses Farrow, Mia Farrow’s estranged son who is also a family and marriage counselor, I think it’s equally possible, if not moreso, that the other allegations are parental alienation syndrome.

Yeah, at this point, Sylvester Stallone’s actual face is way more uncanny than anything they could do with CGI.