I just came.

Mattingly! For the last time, get rid of those sideburns!

His endorsement of Trump Jr. sounds like a watered down version of the Trump Steaks pitch.

I’m assuming this all culminates with him selling his soul to Adam Sandler.

I’ve said this before, but they are all Fredos in that family. Basically the Trumps and their inner circle are just multiple Fredos, Moe Greens, and Carlos...and one very annoying Sofia Coppola. This is what happens when Vito never leaves the immigrant detention center.

Scott Weinger is only 42, and he inhabited the role in ‘92. Until his phone starts ringing, I say the real story here is ageism.

Don’t hate. He’s a little mopey looking, but he could have serious bedroom game. He’s doing something right for her.

These lawyers are scum. (Insert lawyer jokes here.) This is vexatious litigation, and they have a history of it. I won’t mention their names because they don’t deserve the attention. I do hope some or all of the defendants in this “law suit” file bar complaints against these lowlifes, but that shit is a hassle, and…

The Trumps are like The Godfather, except everyone is Fredo.

You are totally fine to be grossed out. That is insanely gross. But, I wouldn’t say a word to that mom ever. Either she’s reasonable but overwhelmed and in a rush, or else she thinks the world is her kid’s oyster and will probably start arguing with you and shaming you for judging someone else’s parenting. It is tough…

As a mopey proto-emo lonely boy of [redacted], I feigned interest in Lilith Fair to get to go on a long car ride with a girl I thought I liked but actually just really appreciated that she talked to me. Her older sister and friends had to tow us along. The music was kind of a footnote, though, because that was the day…

Anyone who thinks Black Lives Matter hasn’t lost a significant amount of steam is kidding themselves. That doesn’t mean the movement is bad. I think like Occupy, it really was grassroots, and just like Occupy, it suffers from a lot of redundancy and inefficiency. I tried to get involved in both. Occupy just became…

Derren Brown consistently blows my mind. His trip to a psychotherapist and paying for jewelry with slips of white paper are my two favorites. My brother has always done magic, and is into Brown, and he’s studied those techniques, and I can tell sometimes that he’s fucking with me but I’m never quite sure to what end.

I can honestly say that I am more excited to hear more about this than anything else I could possibly find out about today.

I’ll bet Clooney’s shorn scrotum is breathtaking, too.

Completely off hoops at this point, but how do you feel about PG’s progress? I grew up here, and recently moved back after being away for 9 years. I’m really impressed with the county considering it’s been a rough decade overall.

Consent and creepiness aside, unsolicited dick pics make no logical sense. I have no idea why anyone would have the confidence to send a picture of their genitals yet not have the confidence to first ask someone “hey, do you want to sext?” It’s like throwing a football at someone’s head without asking if they want to…

Fair enough. Cheers, mate.

Yeah, I definitely know I’ve been caught. Lecturers and profs have to facilitate countless discussions every semester, so they’ve kinda mastered the tricks. I never worried to much about it then, but now I have panic dreams that I’m back in school and haven’t read up. I was also maintaining an active alcohol and…

A handful of glitter, even?