Had no idea this kid’s name. Deuce Gruden definitely sounds like the thing you get just before you have a stroke on the toilet, but not quite. i.e. “Grandpa’s ok. Doctor says it was it just a Deuce Gruden, thank God. They’re keeping him overnight for observation.”

I always found that the easiest way to get away with this technique in papers and class discussions was to take a negative stance on the material, since people are going to stop asking. Plus you can contrast it negatively with something you have read. If there’s life after death, I have a lot of political…

FWIW, I worry a lot more about what my O Face looks like during sex than my O Ring. But getting there was a process. My psyche is always looking for a new outlet for body shame.

It sounds like Bar Mitzvah Boy Jacob has really grown up.

This hurts to hear, but is important for me and presumable others to hear. I’ve commented before about being an addict. I held her up as being someone who was over it. I have to remind myself daily that addiction is never, ever over. Fuck, though, it breaks my heart and is pretty discouraging.

I “have” a white german shepherd. (He’s my parents dog, but I walk him.) He was abused before we adopted him, is extremely skittish and defensive of his pack. He’s never bitten anyone but he gives every warning possible that he intends to if you push him. We only greet on-leash dogs who we’ve met off-leash. In my…

No one wins playing last word, Friendo. It’s a rhetorical crutch for people either too stupid or too clueless to have an original thought.

I know it’s not a novel concept that he is scum, but I realized today that these trolls are the Westboro Baptist Church. I know Philando Castile was murdered and buried a year ago, but this is another death, and Michael Harriot’s post is an elegy, even if it is for a justice that never was. But to revel in a person’s…

I was gonna do a burner on this because it’s embarrassing as fuck. But it’s taken me a long-ass time to realize that sex is not something to be ashamed of, and people who write in on this are brave. If Porn Addict is a dry masturbator, that can have a serious mental drag on sexy-times. I went to a urologist and my a…

Well done. Is there a way to give a +1 but a -2?

I read your mention of girls being too cool for coats in the 20's and all I could think of was flappers standing outside of a speakeasy being chilly, and that’s what reminded me of the concept of temperature. It’s like my imagination kicked in before the rest of my brain did.

I’m not completely aware of Shlesinger. I had my son 3 years ago, and basically anyone who wasn’t pretty famous by then is outside the gate I think.

God. Damn. It. I know this is not fucking about me at all, and this is predatory taste-appropriation as opposed to predatory thought/identity-appropriation but this shit just reminds me of the insane cavalcade of fake male feminist rapists. My fucking gender, yo. Sorry, I know this not about me or my shit, it just…

I’m a recovering addict and a smart person. I had a decent plan for ripping off money from a company I worked for. I worked through it and had figured out a lot of outs. I landed on that plan because I thought robbing a CVS would make me more likely to get caught and spend more time in jail. I decided not to do it…

I have a sinking feeling this will take a shitty, hot-take, Pepe-style turn, but maybe we can just all be cool. I’m sorry to bring that up, even.

Um, there is no good segue to this observation, and it’s also kinda inappropriate, but I love Andrea Constand’s hair so much, and I was gonna keep that to myself, but then I clicked the nytimes link, and they had a picture of her walking her dogs, and they are poodles and they have perms, too. I really can’t emphasize…

RufKnight993 and Ima Noyleman, u guys need to stop the will they/wont they and just fuck already.

Don’t go Bill Maher on me now!