I’m not completely aware of Shlesinger. I had my son 3 years ago, and basically anyone who wasn’t pretty famous by then is outside the gate I think.

God. Damn. It. I know this is not fucking about me at all, and this is predatory taste-appropriation as opposed to predatory thought/identity-appropriation but this shit just reminds me of the insane cavalcade of fake male feminist rapists. My fucking gender, yo. Sorry, I know this not about me or my shit, it just…

I’m a recovering addict and a smart person. I had a decent plan for ripping off money from a company I worked for. I worked through it and had figured out a lot of outs. I landed on that plan because I thought robbing a CVS would make me more likely to get caught and spend more time in jail. I decided not to do it…

I have a sinking feeling this will take a shitty, hot-take, Pepe-style turn, but maybe we can just all be cool. I’m sorry to bring that up, even.

Um, there is no good segue to this observation, and it’s also kinda inappropriate, but I love Andrea Constand’s hair so much, and I was gonna keep that to myself, but then I clicked the nytimes link, and they had a picture of her walking her dogs, and they are poodles and they have perms, too. I really can’t emphasize…

RufKnight993 and Ima Noyleman, u guys need to stop the will they/wont they and just fuck already.

Don’t go Bill Maher on me now!

I have a feeling next year’s reservation in Myrtle Beach is going to be for 23.

Why wont feminists shut up about World War I? Barbara Tuchman lied to us. I thought the new Slimer was pretty lame, too.

Agree. It was super racist and super elitist. Racist on it’s face, and extra racist and elitist because when Bill Maher thinks about manual labor, his last metaphor is slavery? Like, WTF? That’s what happens when you just opine on shit for a living. This is the sign of an insensitive, sloppy mind.

If Sergey Kislyak was the star of an early 90's sitcom, this would be him on split screen playing his own hillbilly cousin.

Glad he died doing something he loved I guess. Not hating on all mountain-climbers, but this guy seemed to have a ego thing going on. Apparently, one of his goals after this was to tour the world and promote peace through telling the story of him being the oldest person to climb Everest. That’s just very funny to me:…

This sketch felt like it was written a year ago when everyone just presumed they were hooking up, and it was nixed for being about another comcast/universal show. It’s less funny after they announced their engagement. McKinnon was great of course, but had they aired this sketch during the “who are they kidding?” it…

That, sir, is a deep, deep cut. Well done.

Normally this stuff wouldn’t fly in Washington, but he really is the final piece we need for the championship run.

Please tell me this is like that Hugo Awards bullshit.

He looks like a vaguely ethnic Kirk Cameron, and his stupid lapel pin looks the flayed man sigil of House Bolton, so fuck him. (That second reference might not be for a general audience, but whatevs.)

There’s a special place in heaven for those people in the service industry who have to wait on Peggy Noonan.

It’s a shame you would lead him on like that. Tricking him into going to dinner just to talk about something important. I assume that ended his marriage?