Good.

The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

We’ll miss you, Rachel!

Oh hell no. I would rather have a little bit of drama over that level of being brain-fucked by a soon-to-be ex.

It would be too soon FOR YOU. Grief affects each of us differently, and there is no timetable that we all must follow.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Oh, let me also be clear that I don’t care about his dick size. It’s the lying that gets to me.

Memory: The first year Tina Fey and Amy Poehler did the Golden Globes, they were doing “this or that” and the subject of “Which Chris?” was raised. Tina Fey, because she has excellent taste, screamed, “CHRIS PINE!!” and then looked slightly embarrassed.

Onyx is badass.

Not to be that person, but green isn’t a primary color, its made up of yellow and blue. The primary colors are blue, red and yellow. A four letter word for yellow could be gold.

Celebs giving their kids bonkers names is always good for a chuckle but i always breathe a sigh of relief when they have normal names. Ella and Alex are lovely names.

Besties win! What would we do without them?

Jokes aside, I don’t envy George being a Dad to twins at 56. I had my kid at in my late thirties and it’s exhausting being a fortysomething parent.

Where’s the pool for Beyoncé baby names? My money is on Red Vine and Pink Pine. Or maybe Orange Maple?

What is not to believe about Bradley Cooper having a baby, you cannot refute this video proof.

 “I don’t know what the fuck we talk about!“

Gwyneth Paltrow literally says anything...

Gwyneth Paltrow has a gift. She senses whenever I have utterly forgotten she exists and boom: she shows up with some obnoxious bullshit. Good job, Gwynnie. Thanks for the reminder that you suck!

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Rich just put Baby in the corner.