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PREEMPTIVELY SAYING THAT BOBBY WILL STILL BE WRITING FEATURES FOR US THANKS (ugh i don’t want u to go my bb)

I used to do this every now and then but it’s been a couple years at this point.. so for old times’ sake, here is a list I’ve compiled of some of my all time favorite Gwyneth Paltrow quotes from over the years:

First off, work is work, and the people who do an honest job should be treated with dignity and respect, on the clock and off.

Not lying: I want that. 

The fact that Mel Gibson starred in a movie called What Women Want is the stuff time capsules are made of.

OMG the real meeting versus the fake meeting. This shit happened to me all the time on Capitol Hill.

My friend was a young mother in the 80's. We were sitting at the mall (I know) with her new baby and she was trying to breast feed in a corner of the food court behind a pillar. And mind you she was covering herself with a blanket and trying to as discreet as possible. This little old Italian man walks by and tells…

This is beautiful, Monique. And I don’t even have a little FUPA.

My boss is 76 and works twice as hard as the rest of us. Case in point: she’s not posting on Jezebel at 10 am. It’s not uncommon in my profession for people to work until they die or lose brain function. I submitted my application yesterday for life insurance with a long term care rider. That’s my retirement plan.…

I am much further than 16 years from retirement so yeah works for me.

Ivanka Trump’s store in Trump Tower is still open, despite last week’s announcement that the brand is shuttering.

would you like to place a bet on me ever leading a story on Jez with Kim again because i’ll win

I...I...I....have no words...

Ugh, so is Bill O’Reilly and EL James. What a country.

Any word on Reese Witherspoon’s thoughts?

Thank you for your dedication.

Also she has a new book about dating a tree why is noone on this

Saylor....good lort...and they talk about us Black folks...

WTF is Uncommon James? What happened to Emerald Duv?