I am pretty sure that was the plot of some one-season sitcom. And I actually watched it.

I haven’t seen “Bad Moms” (yet... I’ll probably watch it some Saturday night out of desperation and boredom) but isn’t the concept moms being “bad” by not caring about PTA meetings and instead going out drinking and shunning stereotypical “Mom behavior?”

My brain is broken and I’m sorry

My name is Maddie.

After this election season death by bathtub gin poisoning would basically be my earthly reward Ellie

They wanted to open with “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” instead of their theme song, but the producers said nah

Eh, I know I probably shouldn’t but I tend to give people who lived through WW2 a little bit of leeway on being stupid about this sort of thing.

More like GINSBURN, amirite?!?!?

Professionalism or not, being BFFs with Scalia is highly suspect.

Their request to silently fist bump was also denied.

“He should have stuck to radio.” In Texas!

But they still got the balloons and streamers for the crew, just out of camera view.

I feel like Al Roker had to practice not cackling gleefully when announcing that.

My dad had this to say about Trump: “what kind of man says that about his daughter and lets other men say that about her, too?”

I’m black you fucking asshat.

You can tell she’s used to it.

Trump family goes into a circle. Clinton family greets all the guests.

Raise your hand if you have used this move on your creepy relative. ✋

SPOILER ALERT- THE SHIP CRASHES INTO THE ICEBERG AND LEO DICAPRIO FREEZES TO DEATH EVEN THOUGH KATE WINSLETT HAD ROOM FOR ANOTHER PERSON ON THE DOOR!!!