That’s the most ominous yogurt-related story I’ve ever read.

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This show is SO GOOD. Issa Rae is hilarious, and I cannot recommend it highly enough.

HA!!! I kid....TBH I’m just jelly that I don’t have time to make cool stuff.

Huh....that’s a tad “Single __ Female”.

She got it at Jared!

They worried that this was big government telling people what to feed their kids.

Guys. Guys? Guys.

Michelle Obama has earned far less credit than she should have for her nutrition campaign. If schools in all 50 states followed her recommendations, and simple recommendations like the avoidance of empty calories were followed by the average American, we’d save a trillion dollars in healthcare costs over the next…

I was really afraid it would get destroyed, so this is great. Trump will probably take a shit in it, though, and turn it into a helipad once he becomes president.

Oooh, I, too desire a Bobby Finger picture locket. Does that make me creepy?

That’s how I read it too, but since I refuse to believe anyone in the world doesn’t see Slattery for the awesome that he is, I just ignored it.

1) I also misread so I’m glad you instigated this clarification, and 2) OMG that locket. I’m so proud of you.

Ha, All good -Like i haven’t been burned before.

You are so right. The man is a total stone cold silver fox.

Sorry , of course totally normal, I would never insult you or your bobby (please don’t find me and hurt me). Once again you are right I will never speak his name again.

Holy crap is that real, this is a photoshop joke right. If not I would suggest that bobby go into hiding.