So, Taylor Swift is proving that she is fine by dressing like my 7-year-old daughter. Ok then.

Roger Ailes is so fucking sexy though. Who wouldn’t want to be his unwilling sex slave for him and his buddies? Nothing makes sense any more.

I don’t think she will talk either. She will want to protect Suri and Katie has always been a pretty private person. I mean, I wish she would because I love tea as much as the next person....

I’m going to call bullshit on that divorce contract, at least the way its described by Radar. You can’t use a divorce contract as a DND like that. It would be unenforceable. Also, you can’t negotiate child support this way: “I’ll give you the child more support if the mother does this.” This is nonsense.

katie holmes will probably never talk about tom. what does she have to gain? she lives incredibly low key (like she’s been with jamie foxx for how many years now? and barely anyone knows about it) and i dont see her wanting to invite the crazy Scientology stuff (both from their fanatical supporters and their fanatical…

That sounds real great until they disappear her within a week and/or find a way to prevent her from having any access to Suri again. No, I don’t think she’ll speak about it publicly until her child is no longer a minor because of how vitriolic and well-funded that “church” is.

Completely serious request: Can we have another “500 days of” series? The Kristin one was a ton of fun, and a great way to make friends with other commenters.

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUUUUUT UUUUUP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. LORD ALMIGHTY HAVE MY PEOPLE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH? WHEN WILL THIS WOMAN JUST SHUT THE HELL UP???

Ok I do the leggings/workout gear look for drop offs and pick ups. Not because I work out or want to project I have leisure time and money but because I’m lazy. Athletic capris and and a workout shirt take no effort or thought and really don’t even have to match. My brain is still on autopilot in the AM and I’m trying…

Janet secretly married her BROTHER???? Ew!*

OMG a first-grader fidgeting in class! Unheard of! Who knew teachers had to put up such wretched, out-of-control behavior?

let me say it again:

If it's too hard to NOT be an asshole to a six year old, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be a teacher.

LIVING FOR THIS THEORY.

me irl

This is all so confusing to me.

A-huh-huh-huh!!!

Ehhhhh, for me probably not. I actually like working and think that I would go crazy staying at home. I also know that while I am a really good cook, I am absolute crap at almost all other traditional domestic tasks. I would much prefer to work in my STEM field job that I excell at than try to do domesticity…

OH — that means you *use* them, not merely *wear* them.