What an odd hill to die on. My family has flown United a lot, and we used to joke that they only select flight attendants from the servers rejected from Ed Debeviks for being too rude. 😆😉😋

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.

Making up extremely sad, over-the-top stories fit for a bad telenovela in my head and making myself cry silently over them. I do this when I'm bored and trying to fall asleep or feel like crying over nothing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯