Thank you specifically for this video. I’m 26 and have used my hands, toys, etc., and basically have no idea how to get there by myself and have never been able to with a partner. I hit the max pleasure plateau and STAY THERE. And I still have hella libido! So it’s basically like living with blue balls forever.…

Ditto for The Crown and Philip. Matt Smith somehow always manages to be the weirdest looking spider-limbed human on the screen and also the most desirable ... at like, a very deep, instinctual level.