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Because he’s making millions of dollars, he can’t make a(n accurate) political statement? Fuck you! Who is in a better position to comment on the state of race in America than a rich athlete? They understand the dichotomy of being rich, yet still being treated like a thug because black. They are able to reach the

Why? Why are you dreading a Clinton presidency “with something close to existential horror”? Please explain to me. Seriously. I can’t understand why and would like to.

This. So much this, but most people are too ignorant to learn history and instead prop up Reagan and HW Bush and their seriously fucked up, country destroying economic policies.

That’s a politician for you: making someone else’s tragedy about himself. And Trump says he's not a politician.

Scott Walker

We need more Bella Abzugs and Shirley Chisholms in the world!

Doesn't he understand that voicemails are recordings?

This is a man who can not do his job. He needs to retire.

You can’t imagine Donald Trump? I bet if he had been there, that couple would've been rounded up by homeland security.

Only men wear wetsuits. Duh. Women walk around topless, in thongs. It's the only hygienic way for us to live.

Because people think FACTS MATTER, they’re trolls? Fuck you. It's because of POSs like you that this shit perpetuates.

Woody was never a father figure. No parsing. He never lived in the same household. She has a father—Andre Previn. Facts matter. Woody is a pedophile. Also a fact. Marrying the daughter of your ex is disgusting. Fact. But he wasn't a father figure.

Woody Allen is a piece of shit, but he was never a father figure to her. Mia and woody always lived separately; and Soon-Yi has her own father.

As an adopted person, I find it offensive that you keep throwing around her parentage like its no big deal. People like you are the reason why adoption is still mystified.

Andre Previn may have a problem with you calling his daughter the daughter of Woody Allen.

Was it stupid of me to think The Guardian was better than this?

Pug-lease. As I mentioned above, I actually thought BL was a horrible remix of GTGIU. Every non-musician I know thought the same thing.

Bruno Mars shouldn't be on this list.

Curious: who made this decision the two songs share no musical elements? When I first hear Blurred Lines, I thought it was a strange —and bad— remix of Got to Give It Up. Every single time I hear BL, I hear actual elements STOLEN from Gaye. (I’m a musician and have an “ear”obviously.)

Adam Schefter thinks HIPAA is a misspelling of NFL.