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    She is a pretty chill baby, plus she's already mastered the Fist Bump! I'm 30 and I'm still awkward when it comes to fist bumps.

    That is precious. More importantly: THERE IS MORE THAN ONE MAN WHO IS EXACTLY THAT FINE?! Jesus.

    Former Vice President Dick Cheney briefly emerged from his lair to weigh in on the Senate Intelligence Committee's horrifying report on CIA torture during the Bush administration, calling it "full of crap." He then returned home and furiously masturbated over the report for several hours.

    can we stop calling her Mama June???

    I think they mean dejected as in "I'm super heartbroken that this person whose work used to give me such warm fuzzy memories is actually a serial rapist."

    Does anyone actually know any Bill Cosby fans who are dejected?

    I'm going with rotting in the crawlspace after being dispatched by his new wife and her long-term boyfriend.

    I have this argument with my husband all the time. He's under the impression that he doesn't know anyone who has ever raped anyone, molested any child or been a victim of these acts (aside from me being a survivor of both). I keep telling him, "That's nice that you have such a rosey view of humanity, but statistically…

    My son calls all white cans with no windows pedo-vans. I am sure that he didn't coin this phrase, but it both amuses me and dismays me when he says this.

    Or the diabetes curse. Or the high cholesterol curse. Or the pulmonary edema curse.

    Yeah, he skipped out on his counseling...and got 3 years in the joint. You kinda left out Step B there.

    Yeah, he skipped out on mandatory sexual predator counseling. He's totes repentant. Meanwhile, his child victim is now a young adult who's always going to have that hovering over him, while he's a fucking millionaire.

    This made me snort so hard the cat jumped. :))))

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    Look at his severe weight problem. He clearly has some hardcore internal issues that are eating him up. I'd rather be broke but healed, happy and healthy.

    I was thinking of Sam Beckett myself. :)