I'm gonna go with Blubber Ducky. Because I'm a cruel fucking bastard.

At least it was only out of your nose!

Christ, he looks like Comic Book Guy's embarrassing older cousin.

You can never go wrong with old-school villainy. And look for the Flash rings to become commercially available pretty soon.

Given that Ronnie in this incarnation is a (presumably pretty clever) scientist, I wonder how they could reverse this dynamic for the show; Ronnie as the scientist half of a duo, with someone less clever -who I guess we haven't met yet- in his head. Or maybe the less clever half in control of the body with Ronnie…

Fair to say, but I have known wealthy young men, and they have one common trait; they aren't at all interested in going back to their humble roots. They will talk your ear off about those roots, but they don't ever want to see them again.

That's right! He's forgiven himself! Nawt yoo, nawt yoo, and nawt yoo!

Now, don't go making absurd statements. We all know if that were the case, he'd be dead already.

I think it's hilarious to even entertain the notion that he would give up all he has to walk a beat. We may as well entertain the equally laughable fantasy that he would chuck the life of a multimillionaire movie star out a window for just one shot at becoming a barber in South Dakota.

Yep, I smell a payoff. Award season is coming, after all.

The wheel of progress never actually stops turning. Eventually, it can even smear a turd like Michelle Duggar over the blacktop of history. Her time is coming. Keep up the fight, she'll give before you do. Probably when all her vital organs finally spill from her cavernous revenue orifice.

That was awesome; thanks for putting that up!

That is reassuring. For better or worse, we are presently living in the age of "the fan." Yeah, some will always take it "too far"; someone will always take something "too far." But that's what's nice about fandom; it doesn't actually belong to anybody.

That particular person is Adrienne Curry, isn't it? It's okay, you can say it, I won't judge. Yeah, I understand "booth babes" and I hope they're paid well for all the Hardwicking they have to do just to pay rent.

Funny you say that; I was just thinking about him the other day.

Sorry, can't buy that. They'd have to literally build a crawlspace around him, unless one of them is a Hulk.

Those hardcore internal issues better eat him up soon, he can't get much plumper.

He's a doctor... but probably not the one you're expecting.

"The Sky."