Folks, I just noticed all the stars; thanks, brightens the day. But in the interest of full disclosure, I should tell you this same remotely responsible gun owner has, in years past, allowed his adult party guests -myself included- to handle and examine his weaponry. One more than one occasion, he made and distributed…

It's not dissimilar to the majority reaction to the Sandusky atrocities. A widely-known, respected, even beloved public figure. A leader, mentor, father figure. A man devoted to his community, especially it's younger generations. The heir apparent to a lauded legacy of achievement with honor.

If you mean that surviving your experience equipped you with the insight and wisdom to see through the bullshit posturing of other predators, than yeah, I'd agree your judgment was colored, in 1080p HD. I knew Allen was guilty when I saw his press conference back in '92, which was centered entirely around his…

He loves the cock!

He's compensating for having a really small penis. I could have been clever here, but I truly do believe Kirk Cameron has a tiny dick, and he's angry at the world because of that, among other glaring faults he lacks the depth and maturity to reckon with.

I hope the baby Jesus poops on him.

For a second, I thought it was Jimmy Coburn or Lee Marvin. Now THERE'S your Christmas movie!

Ehhh, fair enough, I don't like to brag anyway.

See? Sometimes -just sometimes- if you hang in there long enough, pray hard and eat your leafy greens while the world burns, once in a while something bad finally happens to somebody bad.

Shit! I didn't think about that; or the nut products in the toppings, or the damage they could do with hot fudge! Or they could stab people with waffle cones!

My God.... they were on Earth all along?

As Granny Reject used to say: it ain't the size of the baboon in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the baboon.

Good point; everything would look like a nail. What about selling ice cream? It's nearly impossible to kill someone with ice cream.

Try real estate. Sell shoes. Carpentry is nice.

On another thread, someone mentioned an idea or an exploration of pistol cams. It was dismissed due to matters of size, attachment, damage upon firing. Wrist cams, maybe?

Remember, it's still not a crime to be stupid. I honestly don't know why, anymore.

Your kid's mom is kinda badass.

I hate it, but you have a point. There's not much to stop them throwing a moron rookie under the bus and saying "See? There goes the bad apple you people were whining about. We're cool, right?"

If you give up, they win. Yeah, they may win anyway, but you could at least dispense a little ass-pain on your way down.

At least they didn't go with the originally prepared remark: "We simply don't care."