This website is not a picture book—read the article.

Girl take the money and run, or don’t run, but take the damn money.

Telling Kanye he should shut up is a good point to make in like 2005

To be fair, I felt extremely charitable after I saw how happy Leonardo DiCaprio became after the Make-a-Wish team got him his Academy Award.

That actually seems more reasonable than some things famous people do with their money, both for more private guest accommodations and to make sure that if Justin Bieber or the like buys in your neighborhood, he at least isn't right next to you.

They need Mary Berry as a guest star.

Interesting. Switch the pronouns, and you have a classic Nice Guy (TM). “Who just assumes that a random girl doesn’t want them because she’s minding her own business”

Having to discuss mental health issues in a professional context is one of the more humiliating things to do in the American workplace. I had to do it today and even though the outcome was extremely favorable for me, I still want to curl up in a ball and hide forever. I can’t imagine having to deal with it on this…

Yeah, I have a chronic illness and people are always like ‘Have you tried green tea and going outside more?’, which... yes, I could live much more healthily and get a lot of fresh air but that’s probably not actually going to cure me. Also, I’m not sick because I live badly, I live badly because I’m sick and things…

I could happily be a fruitarian if there were cheese trees.

I dislike this guy’s smug attitude about his health and how it makes him better then other people. From my experience with my own chronic condition and seeing my family’s experience, good health is sometimes a matter of luck. Sometimes no matter what a person does they can’t change their health. They always are going…

My dumbest idea for an updated classic:

“You don’t act like you are a hierarchy from me.” - Kelly Dodd

Most maternity photos, as my more experienced coworkers noted, tend to look at lot like this.

No, it’s Becky.

Nah. Everyone has a weak spot.

i bet if you were waiting to be called for jury duty, and t.swift was waiting in the group with you, you’d get really fucking sick of her real quick.

I would show (almost) anyone my tits for juicier gossip

Twiddles is no fun anymore. Ever since Kim flayed T-Swizzle alive and wore her skin on Snapchat, Lord & Taylor have been a snooze-fest.

Let me lead with this: I will continue to watch OC, just like I continue to watch Atlanta and NJ. I am shameless.