I feel like it’s the victimhood thing- some modern day version of Munchhausen Syndrome.

Are we just that devoted to creating an assumed victimhood for ourselves so we can nurture a feeling of being wronged even when we know we are fucking liars?

What? Just because this is his favorite movie? 

That happened to me too!!! I woke up one morning to a note on the kitchen counter and all of his stuff gone. I knew my ex-husband was cheating on me but it wasn’t until several years later that I found out he identified as “queer” (his label choice). As a straight white woman you can imagine I was dumbfounded, but it…

How is she a mainstream face, if no one, but gossip sites heard of her?

I have no idea who this awful woman is, but sometimes a person’s Twitter handle tells you everything you need to know. Even if it didn’t...yeah, she sounds just awful.

Honestly, that is perfection. You know your principal told every last teacher about in the lounge.

But how could she tell on you without also telling on herself? It seems like whatever trouble you could be in for comparing her house to hell, it would be worse for her since she was the one who first introduced the word hell into your exchange.

A HS principal in our city is dealing with a) school back in session during a pandemic, b) a positive test result in the school and c) a teacher being arrested for sexual assault of former students. ALL IN ONE WEEK. I bet he’d give his left nut, and maybe both of them, to be dealing with this.

I’m just here to applaud the leap from BBC’s Sherlock to Supernatural incest erotica in one sentence. 

Olivia Colette on Woody Allen:

Also don’t judge someone else because they don’t have the same reaction as you. Especially if they’re just appreciating the artist’s work, and not financially supporting them. A person listening to their old Michael Jackson albums is allowed to do that, just like a person who refuses to ever listen to his music again…

Look pal I hear ya’ but don’t you think it’s a bit disingenuous to characterize fanfic as looking mostly like BBC’s Sherlock as compared to Dean and Sam Winchester incest erotica?

Is there such a thing as a megachurch pastor who isn't a piece of shit? Serious question. I've met plenty of nice clergy but they've all been of, you know, regular size churches.

Pope Francis is the Beto O’Rourke of religious figureheads

I can’t help but feel very attacked by this comment, it’s terrifyingly pointed at me. 

This is the correct take. I think, based on the choker and the center-part, that the stylist should probably also go to prison.

Good for Michelle for recognizing that she needs professional help and for being able to afford it. 

so.

I would be so uncomfortable without underwear! I like underwear. Giant, ugly, comfy underwear.