I am getting to the AM Dirt Bag today, because the big boss was patrolling the floor. This means I got to it about now, when my night meds are kicking in, along with a healthy dose of pot. Therefore it took me three rounds of large-chunk-of-chocolate-with-an-all-dressed-ruffles-chaser munching to figure out what the…

Seriously. My ex-husband is an officer in the Army, and it was this shit right out of the gate, even back in 2003, before there were this many companies, and this much social media. I think I can only remember one spouse get together that wasn’t a front for some MLM nonsense. My distaste for such things, coupled with…

Good choice. I rotate between Call the Midwife, and the Neil DeGrasse Tyson version of Cosmos, for my comfort food viewing.

I believe Ed Sheeran wrote “Love Yourself,” actually.

This is the stuff of nightmares.

Bitch, trying to break my record.

Just here to share the Dr. Blake love, I’ve watched it straight through twice.

Look, guys, Taylor is here.

C’mon everything is free, you can do it.

Shout out to my fellow pointy chinned folks out there.

Poor Kanye. I spent two weeks in the psych ward over Christmas last year, they don’t keep people on big holidays unless it is serious. I’m a bit of a Kanye stan, so I am really pulling for him, and I hope the non-fans can treat this situation with the respect it deserves, mental illness is no joke.

* not all of us with (major, serious) mental illness diagnoses.

I’m seeing Kanye in late December and I would be ok with this. You have to expect a certain degree of ridiculous.

Amen to all of that.

Are you me?

Retail Cosmetics.

Does anyone else work with illness and break martyrs? I was doctor ordered to stay home for two days because of conjunctivitis, which is super contagious and I work with the public (one of whom probably infested me in the first place). This backed up on to my rare two days off together. So now I’m just waiting to get…

Gaston looks like I could take him . . . and I’m a lazy, fat, short chick.

See, that’s what pisses me off about these drug ads. Every time I see a latuda ad I rant, because it is a magical drug for me, but when I switched insurance I had to go off of it because it is so damn expensive. These ads just get people’s hopes up.

I hate the sweeping generalizations. Yes, hormonal BC can have a negative effect on mood for some women, but for others, like myself, its effect on mood is life saving. I suffer from severe depression and PMDD and the pill literally keeps me from killing myself.