Internet high-five.

God I am so that panda. On the upside, today I did book a flight to London for next summer. I saved all my overtime pay and commission from my late summer time of chaos at work and found a ticket for half of what I paid last year, so I still have half of what I saved to put toward lodging and the rest, and I have…

I work for a big brand so I have a love hate with beauty bloggers. It’s great when they like a product of ours, and I love that makeup is so popular and women are really embracing it. On the flip side, a beauty blogger can’t give you a personally tailored, hands on experience like myself and other beauty advisors etc.…

Still would though . . .

My mind went to Donald Sutherland too. I would hate it to be true but he fits the parameters.

My mind went to Kiefer’s dad. Not that I want that to be true, I love Donald Sutherland, but I was trying to think of recognizable, plus the right age, plus possible proximity to the Coreys. I would hate it to be true but that is where my twisted brain went.

I may be repeating myself from the last go round with this series, but I think they screwed it all up from the get go by making Jamie Dornan wax his chest and shave his beard. In “The Fall” he was amazing, and all of the natural hairiness was intact. In this crap he’s all manscaped and now less lifelike than a Ken…

In college I was an RA for three years, and nothing is better than crazy roommates. My other job was as a Judicial Assistant, which means I went to a dorm other than the one I lived/worked in a couple of times a week to input all of their write ups, so they could be sent to student affairs, a perfect job for my nosy,…

You just made my day.

Just want to put it out there that Dirt Bag at lunchtime is the only thing keeping me from quitting my job today.

#TeamOxfordComma

Says someone who has never had my amazing overnight pickles.

I take all of my words up, or to your motha’

Oh how I wish I had more stars to give.

You are on fire today!

Once a week max. Mine is thick and wavy and I hate the blowdryer, so dry shampoo is my jam. That said made twice a week max on the dry shampoo, my hair is so thick that I don’t need it until a few days in, and I am a big fan of big hair so I like a fair bit of natural oil build up to create my signature voluminous…

I am feeling the same feelings, Kanye shrug and all.

I am disappointed in my chief imaginary boyfriend, I was hoping his first tabloid romance would be some sort of romp with Helen Mirren or some equally classy broad.

I came here hoping for many more bulge related discussions . . . bummer

My two best high school friends and I were so obsessed with this movie. Once it was finally out on video we developed an after school routine at least 2 days a week where we would pick up iced coffees at Dunkin Donuts, then go to one friends house to watch “Fear,” and play the game of Life. Ahh, the 90's, before the…