Well, at least Kanye got to have sex with the one he truly loves.

I haven’t found anything really good for my pinterest board dedicated to weird/gross vintage food in a long time . . . thank you for ending that dry spell with this.

Well, now I’m going to have Paul Wall’s verse from Nelly’s “Grillz” running through my brain, cause’ I know that jam by heart. My mother is so proud.

That is some serious truth. During our marriage, I kept my idiot, army officer, ex-husband’s anti-fashion sense in check as best I could by buying his clothes and getting the barber to keep the hair to a simple crew cut . . . cut to our divorce hearing, after a year apart, he had a serious flat top, baggy dress shirt,…

Would still hit that . . . all he has to do is speak

This pleases me . . . she drives me up the wall.

Every time this topic comes up all I can think about is how effing great Dornan was in “The Fall,” and I can’t figure out why he let himself participate in this.

YES! I just went through my 4th hospitalization since 2011, this time for two weeks, for treatment resistant major depressive disorder and PMDD, I can't comprehend what these people would think of me when things are really bad.

SO I swear I was just out in my kitchen fixing a midnight bagel, when I was thinking how I wish it was an open thread night on Jezebel so I could connect with other full grown adult potheads who understand the need for things like open threads and midnight bagels, because all the adults I know haven’t smoked weed in…

There is a sick, dark, shameful part of me that really, really wanted this to involve Farrah from Teen Mom OG and her mother. I will go back to the shame corner now.

You are a shining beacon of hope to this anti-football, Brady hater stuck deep in New England sports fan territory.

Always and forever.

You are not alone.

#teamfightingpolish

This is why I buy the stretchy ribbon stuff that they make hair ties out of, and make a new one when the old ones get gnarly. Snip and tie, cheaper than the pre made ones, and I can customize them to fit my massive lion’s mane which devours traditional hair ties for fun.

Evaporated milk is my jam. It's been a major game changer in my quest to create the perfect home made mac and cheese. With the evaporated milk it seems to stay way creamier when it bakes. I'm totally using it to make cheese sauce for broccoli tomorrow.

Have you been rooting around in my Amazon wishlist?

If it doesn't exist, I am very willing to invest my meager savings in to creating it.

Ahh, my favorite jam to blast everyday as Ileave the parking lot at work.

I’ve worked for Sephora and managed cosmetics counters at a few department stores, so the returning simply from buyers remorse/boredom is my special area of work-related rage. Not only is it costly, it is incredibly wasteful. Even if you claim not to have used what you are returning, most companies have to damage it…