I feel you, I have thick, long, wild waves and if they come out at work I get comments about mermaid hair, and princess hair (specifically Merdia cause’ red). I usually keep it up simply for comfort, but the commentary doesn’t help when I do feel like setting it free. I’m not trying to be some magical creature, I am…

I will preface by letting you all know that I pretty much am the war on Christmas in human form (general snarky approach to life coupled with 15+ years in retail will do that to you). That said, I will watch a select few, only because my grandfather who I was very close to and lost a year and a half ago liked them. A…

That book has been a literal life saver for me.

I would love an IUD, but after a hapless intern tried to put one in my abnormally small uterus a while back, because she neglected to read my ultrasound report, I am not interested. Also, I suffer from pretty severe PMDD, and since the docs can't say whether or not it is effective for that I am going to stick with my…

Sadly, a lot of theaters now search your bag, because gun assholes, and that means I was not able to smuggle in any contraband cheese when I went to see it yesterday. The only thing better than Tom Hiddleston on the big screen, is Tom Hiddleston on the big screen with a side of cheese.

I’ve got a whole Illuminati based theory on how I got approved for my Apple card through Barclay, here goes: My credit sucks, but I needed a new computer and had recently switched jobs, therefore the immediate cashflow is at drought level. For shits and grins I apply on apple.com to get a card to finance my MacBook…

The comment section here is reassuring, as I was beginning to feel a bit of shame about the major Nelly phase I have been in lately (ruins my committed Kanye Stan rep a bit). “Nellyville” is one of the best hip hop albums of the aughts, and yes, I will defend that statement to the death.

If they screw with the $4 kids option I might have to die. It is the perfect cheap lunch for my mall-rat career.

Here in the Northeastern US it is the Italian equivalent of how we do St. Patrick’s Day.

Fuck man! I run a cosmetics counter in a nearby department store, which means parents guilt buying after I do their teens’ makeup was going to make this weekend mildy more lucrative than usual. Back to my regularly scheduled program of listening to ladies of a certain age who refuse to switch from preventative skin…

BEST. THEMES. EVER!

All that I know about Naya Rivera is that she is rumored to be the inspiration for Big Sean’s IDFWY. As this is my personal survival anthem on my commutes both too and from work, if this is true I owe her a great deal of thanks for being a crazy bitch.

Somebody think of the drugs!

The train wreck of my dreams though.

Don't forget really tender too, because that's how being well done should effect a steak.

I only employ “be a peach” (or anything similar) as a weapon of mass condescension, so that would not be a boss directed statement. However the crazy, drama starting, bitch of the department who I outrank has been on the receiving end of it more than once . . . she’s pretty stupid, so she thinks I’m being nice to her.

I have always been bitchy Mary’s biggest fan . . . but I quite a bitch myself, so that could explain it.

36DD here, I also sold bras from my late teens through my early 30’s and My favorites are Wacaol and Natori. They can get pretty pricey, but if you aren’t too picky about color (my work uniform is navy blue, most of my other clothes are black so I can get away with it) you can get last season’s fashion colors on major…

Starred because I was in high school in Maine at this time too, and yes it was every where.

Girl, I love you, you know I do . . .but credit where it is due . . . red plaid was all McQueen.