I think we may be the same person.

Dream life status right there.

It is my Friday too, weed and booze for everyone! On topic, I find your theory very plausible, these people are in the same vein as drama addicts and thrill seekers.

Only if you are “just being honest.”

Southwest for real, that’s where my RA years were spent. I took my ex-huband to a southwest riot on our first date, he lived in Orchard Hill and didn’t believe they were real. Every time shit starts again and the news crews gather on the Southwest basketball courts, you can see the window of my Sophomore year dorm…

Pretend there is one of those star filled GIFs or meme’s here. Being at work keeps me from being able to make that a reality.

From what I hear, Greek life at Umass Amherst has been greatly scaled back from my days there (‘98-02). My freshman year was all about stopping friends from getting in trouble at frat parties, I spent the other three years as an RA trying to keep my freshmen informed about protecting themselves, and shutting shit down…

False. I am a lady who makes killer sandwiches, if sandwich abilities were the true predictor of lasting relationships, I would not be divorced and/or single. I think I have narrowed the reasons for my divorce down quite nicely . . , I'm going with my ex husband left because, like myself, he prefers to have sex with…

In case you ever wanted to know, stabby is my favorite mood descriptor ever. Perhaps because I work with the public, and live with family. I think I might even be be feely stabby more than I feel not stabby. Oh man, this is a serious no point ramble. Sorry, did the wacky weed, which is the one thing that really blunts…

Aside from the poop, this piece makes me think I might be a bear. Also, I am pressuring the family to let me keep bees, for the sweet, sweet honey. Obviously, I am more bear than human.

I knew you had to be involved.

The water is really important. I work in the cosmetics industry, so I've tried a lot and know a lot about products and ingredients, but when clients want to know what I do, drinking about a gallon of water everyday is one of the first things I mention. My other tips are: sunscreen everywhere all the time, shop…

You win.

Seriously, less than what would come out of my doormat if I shook it after a week of being diligent about wiping my feet when I've got my designated smoking flip flops on.

Damn, I was totally hoping the buzzfeed shade quiz wod be addressed. I am a devoted student of Juge Brown, and found some of their material questionable, I want to know was I right, or if I am failing shade school.

And the soundtrack is aughties gold, not that it is in my regular commuting rotation or anything.

What I find strange is that we haven’t seen more situations like this. The percentage of narcissism must be a wee bit higher among those who do pageants (please jezzies protect me from the sharp tiara pieces about to be thrown my way by the ‘it’s about scholarships’ people), in my ID watching mind, that is just a hop,…

Good old Billy Shakes . . . see you can be a pothead and get stuff done.

I got stuck in the kids’ fashion show today in the store where I work, this entailed parading around a store behind a flamboyant man with a bullhorn, in front of a local sports mascot and a pathetically short parade of children, while holding a boom box blaring the Kidz Bop version of “Shake it Off.” What I signed on…

I always call this look “ageless but not in a good way.” Recently adult Disney stars trying to look grown up, and real housewife types trying to look young share this aesthetic. It's some sort of generic had work done/ has been overly photoshopped weirdness where no one looks their age, but it doesn't mean they look…