I was coming here to say just that.

I need Oprah to interview this lady. NEED IT!

We were all just worried that you had gone over to the dark side.

I like my men tall, thin, and pale. Even better if he is a redhead. Grosses all of my friends out, they are mostly in the muscly dude-bro Magic Mike type camp.

Ohmygodyes! Seriously, those fuckers are everywhere and are as dumb as wild turkeys, but with a more evil sensibility.

All in favor of starting a cult to worship at the altar of Judge Brown, say aye!

I work for a major luxury cosmetics seller, and for my location I am in charge of education and training . . . the amount of coaching I have had to do regarding neither discriminating against or fetishizing people not of one’s race, ethnicity, gender identity, or perceived class continues to blow my mind. Granted,…

But I kinda love you for it.

Holla on the pack mule type! I am short and round, but can do all of the heavy lifting.

I have one pair of heels, only for special occasions (last worn in an effort to not look like a scrubby, annoying American tourist in London whilst seeing the Alexander McQueen exhibit at the V&A during my vacation, will probably not see the light of day until I can afford another vacation, so minimum of a year). I…

Something to mock.

YES! Burn all of the bridges! People ask me about my ex-husband from time to time, and I tell them they are more likely to know than I am, as our last communication was on the day of our divorce hearing several years ago. I even found out the real reason why my marriage ended through the grapevine, as I have blocked…

That necklace is amazing. I have those plates in my kitchen right now, they were my grandmother’s. This is the universal pattern of midcentury middle class american heirlooms.

Imma go ahead and be that Kanye fan, it’s “harder, BETTER, faster stronger.”

My favorite Japanese place takes their tempura sweet potatoes and rolls them into delicious maki. This is a most addictive food.

I feel so much less alone now.

Thanks you! I was trying to think of who he reminded me of.

Not gonna lie, my first impulse was to make sure my brother is still in jail and couldn’t have done this . . . Last time he was out her got a teeny, tiny bit of interwebs fame, mostly from jackass Facebook behavior, and I am sure he would like more.

I don’t have a ton of chin fat, so not lipo worthy, but because I have a very heart shaped face with a super pointy chin, so the chin fat I do have doesn’t blend in at all, it is just a pocket sitting there under my chin. I am a makeup artist, and can smooth the look out a little with contouring, but unless I have my…

As someone who had her Chipotle burrito drip all over her uniform shirt whilst scarfing lunch with my best friend in the car today, then had to go back in looking like an authority figure and grown adult, I want all of the stain repelling shirts. If it could also mitigate some of the destruction of wardrobe that comes…