I love to tease (Joan from “Mad Men” up-do’s are so my aesthetic) but I know it is bad. Thankfully I discovered the root boosting spray by L’Oreal, and it is pretty magical. It doesn’t work for a major bouffant, but it can really give you some good lift, perfect for the voluminous pony look.

This is perfect timing. I am going to the UK for 8 days in a couple of weeks. I don’t get to go abroad often, so this is a treat, yet I found myself planning it out like some high school guided trip. That was stressing me out, and finally I decided to forget the hyper-planning, and now I feel so much better. I booked…

This seems to be missing the million stars that it deserves.

Amazon is great for cheap, granny slips. I found some nylon ones with lace trim in a 2 pack for under $20. I got them in two styles. I still love me some shape wear, but as I prefer high waisted briefs, I like a classic slip for coverage.

OMG yes! I love some paprika and or chili powder when I indulge the occasional boxed mac and cheese.

Or a rough day, or finishing the series you’ve been netflixing, or, you know, life in general.

I’m not really that into YouTube, I tend to get stoned then watch various Shakespeare adaptations, whilst breaking the diolouge down in to modern slang . . . This is why the people I smoke with try to distract me with snacks and hope I fall asleep before I get to the DVD player and/or Netflix.

Cassiebear, you have shred you stories of depression and insomnia here on Jezebel for a long time, based on that I think weed could be good for you. I suffer from both of those, along with anxiety and severe tension headaches, during one of this headaches, the pain killers and muscles relaxers just wouldn’t work, so I…

I am constantly torn between the Goop that adult me finds terribly annoying, and the Gwenyth of “Emma,” “Shakespeare in Love,” and “great Expectations,” that the part of my brain that is still a late 90’s teenager continues to adore.

This. My mom always made me go to the birthday parties of a girl in the neighborhood who was not popular and a bit awkward, (and other similar situations) even if all of the other youngsters were refusing to go and mocking the birthday girl. I fought it at first, but I feel like it set a good pattern for me in social…

Seriously Jesus, stop taking your issues from having an absentee father out on the rest of us. Do you really think the cool kids want your whiny ass at the lunch table, trying to take the attention away from their awesomeness with all your tales of supposed miracles and shit? Go back and sit with the lepers and whores…

I’ve been hate reading stuff that annoys me on the interwebs all day to help me ignore the pain of a massive kidney infection, so that was great. Thanks for the enraging distraction.

Thank goodness. I was worried we had lost you to the dark side.

Your dad sounds amazing.

Seriously. Weed, I’m all light it up and take a puff pass it to me now, but if you are going to do meth my approach is more treat you like you’re from Milwaukee, send you Green Bay Packin’.

This. I am going to the UK for 8 days next month, and everyone wanted to know if I was doing hostels etc. Nope. I am thirty fucking five, and can finally travel like a grown up. My suitcase is roomy, but manageable so I can get it on and off trains, but I'm not doing the whole live from a bag thing. An en suite room…

Good old Castor Oil. Make sure you get the topical kind, and just put it along your lash line and on the lashes themselves before going to bed (works for brow growth too). I never thought it would work, but I have had great results. It is my go to when my thyroid acts up, or my vitamin D levels dip too low and my…

Good old Castor Oil. Make sure you get the topical kind, and just put it along your lash line and on the lashes…

YES! I work in the beauty industry, so I am fortunate to get a lot of formulas for free (I have not had to buy mascara since 2013), and have tried what feels like everything, but the smashbox lash primer is something that I actually pay for on a regular basis. It makes even the crappiest mascara better, and a great…

YES! I work in the beauty industry, so I am fortunate to get a lot of formulas for free (I have not had to buy…

Yes! I am part of the leadership team at a cosmetics store, and spent all week being astounded by the number of parents spending well over $100 on luxury cosmetics for their teenagers’ Easter baskets. I’m not too old, but it makes me feel very “kids these days,” and also leaves me with no sympathy for the parents…

Seconded. I also firmly believe that the bosom of Christina Hendricks could perform equal, or possibly greater miracles.