I feel like we need Kara to take a look at this comment. It is sublime.

Same here. Must be all of the cannabis lingering in my system.

I come here to discuss grown-up friend jealousy. I am incredibly fortunate that I get to work with my best friend, in a job that I have been trying to get for a couple of years, so yay for that all working out, but she has made friends with some folks at work (she's been there for about a year, I've only been there a…

Old school baby oil FTW. Seriously, I love me some mineral oil. My sister and her 5 month old live with me, so I can share when I am out of 'grown-up" and laziness kicks in. I like baby oil on damp skin because I am super dry, A&D on my feet, baby shampoo for washing my make-up brushes, Ivory Snow detergent for my…

Are you me?

Preach

Demeter went away from Sephora because they went mass market, once you can get it at your drugstore or big box, Sephora drops it like it's hot.

Perfection.

Preach. I've bailed on almost everything like that ever, including every time I have been asked to be a bridesmaid. It maintains my curmudgeonly rep.

I use the 50, its a non-smelly and non irritating brand, love it.

Oh snap. That just clicked for me.

I was coming here to say just that.

Gurrl (or dude, just not the same effect), you know the Jezzies have the hook up. Seriously though, I'm lucky my brother in law gets the goods and shares just for the simple joy of seeing the straight laced older SIL doing the drugs. Whatevs, cheaper and safer than Xanax, I live in a med Mary Jane state if I wasn't…

You are my hero.

I am going to Edinburgh and London in May. I haven't been on vacation in more than a decade, and I really need this, though lately I have been questioning the financial wisdom of the whole thing. I have been planning it in my head for a few years, and finally, on Christmas Eve I just said fuck it and booked plane…

I am so sorry for what you are going through. I wish I could offer some words of wisdom, I know how hard it can be when you are always the safety net and no one comes to catch you when you are in need. Hang in there!

Cleansing oil to break down all of the city grime that accumulates. I like Shisedo, and Josie Maran, but pinterest can show you a variety of DIY's that are good and cheap. Nothing cuts through the crud like oil, even if your skin gets oily. Good oil fights bad oil, and oil free cleansers sometimes just get you barely…

What do you call a reptile in a waistcoat?

Good to know I am not the only one.

Jezebel comment land is never a waste, it is a big, wonderful, hilarious, occasionally dysfunctional family.