What we are missing is a choreographed group dance routine . . . better polish those moves before summer tour season.

Where my other Kanye lovin' Jezzies at?

The most important take away I can't find from Kanye's performance (other than I am still a fan, no shame, I know Im crazy) is this: Does this mean velour tracksuits are going to be acceptable again? Back in the early aughts I rocked the hell out of that nonsense, and while it wasn't necessarily the best look, it was…

The Kanye/Seacrest moment was absolute perfection. However, it may be necessary to note that I am one of the designated crazy Kanye fans in Jezebel land, have been for years. Everybody has their calling, and for this 34 year old white chick it is the defending of the Ye'. Or, as the youths might say, team Yeezy 4 Lyfe.

AMEN! If not for the pill, my severe PMDD would be unchecked and I probably would've killed myself years ago. I am also lucky that multiple psych ward level interventions finally led to the doc who helped me see the pattern and crack the code to my bouts of hormonal near-insanity. Thanks to this man and his work, I am…

I live serious you as much as hilarious you.

I work with the public, binge watching is the mini-vacation from human contact that keeps me from getting too stabby. You can't take that away from me science! Seriously, it's a public safety issue.

Just have a celebration when you want to celebrate, why does it have to be a wedding. To me it says these women aren't as ok with singleness as the profess to be, so they have to get in on the wedding game somehow. Just throw a party, or take a trip, it doesn't have to be a wedding or honeymoon. I am finally ok with…

Well then, I say hail satan . . . that devil weed is the only thing besides opiates that helps my epic tension headaches, and since it is safer, I'm going to go ahead and stick with it. Incidentally, the easing of my headaches makes me feel far less stabby, so there goes the "bloodshed" argument.

Oh Miley! Girl may be nuts but her new Viva Glam lipstick for MAC is amazing.

Team Mary for life, but, full disclosure, I'm a bit of a cold bitch, so much like Mary I find Edith exhausting.

I will raise my hand in solidarity. I have tracked my headaches to discuss with my doc, and she said it could be electrolytes. Now getting electrolytes when I start to feel like I have a headache coming on, and it seems to be helping.

Seriously! I am trying to replace a lot of my shape wear with slips, mostly from laziness, with a dash of being a sucker for retro styling in the mix, but they are a bitch to find. I am currently torn between searching online further or just getting some cheap ones at Walmart.

Seriously, I work just north of the city, and I hear that all day everyday. I also get constant shit for my lack of strong accent, but it's not my fault it only comes out when I'm drunk and they won't let me drink at work.

*altar.

So much WTF. Anecdotally, when I stay at my best friend's place, where I am the only non-latin american person there is always someone in the shower, whereas you have to drag my super lazy, lily white ass to the alter of american standards of cleanliness.

That is what everyone thinks until the planning kicks in to high gear.

This is why I read all of your posts. All of the stars to you good sir.

If I had unlimited funds and no obligations, I would book a one way ticket to the UK and not look back. I am taking what little bit of money I have to take a weeklong trip there this spring, it feels like loosening the gasket to let some steam out so I don't just up and leave my life. As my obligations go down…

Hell yes New Englanders with iced stuff during the polar vortex! My local starbucks doesn't even bat an eyelash when I order my iced green tea while bundled up for this crazy weather.