How would you like the Internet you just won delivered?

"Dr. Huggy Rection" just made me snort-laugh so hard I almost choked. Thank you.

Side note: Are shiny, ill-fitting button downs making a comeback? Damn, my life would be so much easier if I had held on to all of the tacky crap I wore in the 90's.

So, to compensate for the fact that I hate the holidays, lost my grandfather (aka the best octogenarian friend and housemate a girl could ever ask for) this spring, and had to have my dog/constant companion of over 11 years put down last month, I just booked plane tickets for to Scotland and England in May. Now, I'm…

Unfriend and Block is a great plan . . . I haven't had to see anything involving my ex-husband since 2011.

Every. God. Damned. Day.

And then I died . . .

Seriously. Can people simply not figure out another way to say "roaring 20's" party? Do they not know that it was a real time period?

After I finished cooking effing eveything by myself, I changed out of my velour PJ pants/ripped old sleep shirt combo, in to my new Walmart sweat pants that say "genius" on them and a not hole riddled tee, because company.

A) Go Garth.

You just made my day with this.

I come here only to bitch.

I feel a Tudors binge-athon coming on.

THIS x 1000

I like it when I hear that the clan of Huhwhat are not the only family who spend the holidays this way, though we prefer board games with our multi-generational pot.

I see this less as a "blame Kanye" situation and more of a "thank Kanye" situation.

Day. Made.

Gurrrrrrl . . . you are not alone.

Thank everything holy and un that the conclusion is "no." I have super thick, super long, wavy, hair that I dye Auburn (naturally dirty blonde), and dry shampoo is my hero. I hate to blow dry, or heat style in general, and I don't want my color to fade quickly, so I wash once a week, use a glaze to maintain color…

On site now as Rebecca Rose, but forever in our hearts as Burt. Where my other Jez old-timers at?