You are the greatest . . . I am sharing this everywhere on everything.
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40-45 minutes is my average, sometimes I shorten it up a bit (fake lashes + bright lip means I can skimp on the rest of my face at least), but I work in the beauty industry so not doing anything is a no go for work. My days off are much quicker, but I do still maintain my full skin regimen both day and night. I like…
I work in cosmetics, and I acknowledge that this makes me part of the problem, but I make a point to never promise anything, always be honest about the ingredients in the products I sell, and not oversell people stuff they don't need/won't use. Thankfully, my company labels ingredients very clearly, but other stuff…
I am generally not a fan of blue laws, but I work for the aforementioned organization, thankfully in a state that does not allow stores to open on Thanksgiving, so hell yeah our Puritan ancestors!
My theory has always been that Pnina just likes fucking with people. I like to think that every time a design is created or approved by her, she is just thinking about how tacky she can make something and still get people to pay an obscene price for it. I just envision her laughing all the way to the bank every time…
Just this weekend, I was boring my entire family with random commentary on Puritains and Calvinists, as we drove through small town New England near Salem of the Witch Trials fame. I think that, here, in this comment section I have found my people. My degree in political science with a focus on the American founding…
Man, I loved you already for Behind Closed Ovens, and now some accurate Calvinist humor . . . This history nerd is impressed.
I'm so glad to know I wasn't the only one thinking that.
My mom is hooked, since I am living with her at the moment, she is my excuse for getting in to it.
Was coming here to say just that. I would love to see a human canvas react to this, along with the whole judging panel. Also, I am happy to find other fans, none of my friends "get it."
Despite my very best efforts, I find myself liking her more than I think I should. Though it could be that I share her disdain for Iggy Azalea, I tend to like people who can't stand people that I also can't stand. Hell, that is pretty much how I met my ex-husbamd.
Or some sort of autocorrect Freudian slip. First step to the machines taking over is them doing things of their own inspiration. Ok, now, back to the olds cave where we bitch about technology and youths.
Seconded.
Seriously, I've got a full on case of the vapors going on.
Burt, I know it's a bit off topic, but I need you to address this situation:
Damn, I think she just ruined chest hair for me.
I'd go with Your Royal Yeezness
Seriously, that is some dream life status shit right there. I can't imagine a more amusing/terrifying class, and I had professors in real life who were removed from teaching for being nuts during lecture. Getting to see Kanye be his ridiculous self in person would complete me.
Franco really needs to realize this. His career should be all pothead buddy movies with Rogen, instead of finding new and pretentious ways to destroy Faulkner.