Yes. Socialism. Nothing at all to do with a lunatic dictator suspending the Constitution, legislature, and civil rights. I guess we should all wait for the similar inevitable collapse in Sweden and Denmark.

You’re confusing criticism of the fawning discourse around Tebow with criticism of the man himself.

It has become very apparent to me that like you have the quarterback, the guy that protects the quarterback (offensive tackle), the guy to sack the quarterback (defensive end) and the guy who intercepts the quarterback (cornerback). Those are the four positions that teams should be drafting high in the first round.…

This is the most unAmerican bullshit I’ve ever seen. The top five lawn games should not include any entries that require you to set your beer down to participate in them.

Screams get a job while also not being at a job.

looks like future hall of famer Yadier Molina rubs his gear with stickum to stop the ball from skipping too far away from him. “Cardinal Devil magic” or cheating for short.

It’s pretty great when cheaters are exposed like this.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Simmons makes better sartorial choices.

People who understand economics, and who understand that comparing the two based on their ability relative to their competition is stupid.

The people paying them probably do, given that’s where the money to pay them with comes from.

I mean, why even get out of bed this morning, if Metroplex United is out of the CONCATABALACAFANALAN Superstars Confederation #1 Winners Chalice competition.

“Nice form!”

Show me a conservative who isn’t a social conservative and I’ll show you someone who should be a libertarian instead.

It’s just a shame that news of this magnitude has to be relegated to a mere comment. I come to Deadspin for in-depth White Sox news, and yet somehow they miss this story? I question their commitment.

In other White Sox news, Plainfield High School senior Nick Prah will be back with the team this season running the video camera behind home plate and creating video montages. His job also includes roaming the stands to capture fan videos, editing together replay and end-of-inning video clips.

West Coast fans should give up paid work hours because East Coast fans can’t stay up a little later than normal? Is this a real suggestion?

So they made a dumb mistake catering to a global audience in an event called the World Baseball Classic?

By that logic, West Coast teams shouldn’t get home games in the World Series, because it’s dumb to try to make it a thing to get excited about when it’s almost 10:30 on the east coast and the game is in the bottom of the 3rd.

It’s not dumb.