Fuck, you write a whole reasonable piece and I almost start to agree with you and then you make an exception for Bruce Fucking Springsteen? If anybody needs their shit cut to a reasonable length it’s acts that ooze self-importance.

Oh good, the Michigan State child sexual assault fan rears his head again. We get it, dude, you think Tom Izzo is God.

What did ESPN have to do with Duke Lacrosse? That was an overzealous prosecutor (who got disbarred).

Since we’re burning Dom Dwyer today, let’s just hope Cassius plays in a World Cup someday, like his mom has (but his dad hasn’t).

since she wasn’t involved in the attack

Idiot

And it’s not so much about morals—people are free to be horny in their free time—as it is about creating a hostile environment. No one would’ve batted an eye if Bowman were simply sexing a lot and hiring escorts/hookers on personal trips. The problem was that he cultivated a company culture where female members of the…

My dude. Not being cool with a colleague hiring hookers for an office party is not “puritanical.” Telling guys to stop saying creepy shit to women is not “puritanical.” Come on.

No. Players earning what they’re worth is a good thing.

I don’t know man. They’ve got a pretty good thing going with the luxury tax. Look at the bad teams in the NFL with the hard cap. The Browns, Titans, Bills, Jets, Jaguars (not this year, but you know what I mean). You’re looking at teams who suck for decades at a time. Basketball has franchises that will never get…

Well that was just weird.

I mean, we don’t actually know where Marchman is yet.

You will admit though that 16 is more than 15, though right? I know we’re all divided in 2017, but can we agree on that?

I’m never going to get used to that logo/uniform. Or the team name. Everything about this team seems like it belongs in a big-budget movie about professional hockey that wasn’t able to get an NHL licensing agreement.

The Cubs have been doing this for a few months, but with better props.

We, as a society, have missed out on an entire decade of “Tom Brady is dumber than a box of rocks” stories and I feel robbed.

#TomBradyThinks Christopher Reeve really just needed an organic, vegan diet.

The rest of the other reporters were being too fucking nice about it. Laken was trying to politely (in this case, indirectly, because there is no real polite way of asking “why r u bad all the time?”) ask her question.

This is entirely on Kelly, not Laken.

Here’s the more direct question:

> Sign stealing is as old as the game, and apparently not in and of itself against the rules (the written rules at least). The use of “technology” seems to be where the actual violation is.