“Have you ever met this kid, Darren Rovell?”

Right? At LEAST do per 100 possessions, instead of per game. It’s not like it even harms Westbrook, he still wins out in all 3 categories over Kawhi.

Triple doubles are cool, but waving around per-game points, rebounds, and assists is akin to relying on AVG HR RBI to determine the best player in baseball.

“These people have awful names.”

This is how you get a President of the United States saying, in regards to Israel and Palestine, that “I’m looking at two states and one state, I like the one that both parties like,” for example.

Those are trivial and this is a fucking blog, you hysterical dingus. Settle.

Can’t a city have major officials and other officials?

Any-fucking-body.

My immediate first thought too. No one gets “bullied” for being what society perceives as normal unless you are being a complete asshole.

Talking up a sub .500 team by mentioning another sub .500 team’s win streak. This is sad kinja.

Dime Bags Two For One

Tens of Sacramentans are terrified their fine city won’t receive an MLS franchise.

Here’s a good tweet:

lol imagine if literally any of the germans on the team had the ball on their foot in front of courtois instead of wondo in that 2014 game

Worst dog still better than best cat.

Except that one does not exclude the other. Build all the academy/youth systems you want. But if the best US players are from Germany, get them on the pitch.

“You don’t need to teach out in the public all the time.”

“Hotel Concierge...GARBAGE....Continental breakfast...GARBAGE....Cincy Police...GARBAGE....Nurse....GARBAGE”

Drew’s neck gives him a decided advantage in headbutting range. Refs and opposing players, managers, etc. who decide to jaw with him will think they are arguing at a safe distance...then BANG.