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What Billy won’t say: Pulisic is better than Messi.

I had a meatball friend texting me a week ago that Baez was a “fucking scumbag” and “garbage” for the way he played. He would prefer to have Conor Gillaspie because he doesn’t show off... plays the game the “right way.”

I remember hearing Kornheiser say several times that Mike Tyson was the most charismatic performer he’d ever seen. I always thought that was a weird way to describe an athletic performance, but it suits Baez to a tee.

“The reason I bring all this up,” Pitino says, “is those girls were hot enough to melt steel beams! Hooah!”

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

1. Danny Trejo.

Seems redundant?

I was hoping for snark. All I got was apathy. This was a Lame Post.

Doesn’t the guy have an impressive and important civil rights background, above everything else? Isn’t that kind of a helpful thing in this political climate and in the years to come?

“Also, I was trying to get our entire team to follow Kap’s protest and would have except our chickenshit QB thought it would be bad for his advertising value to say anything of interest about anything controversial.”

I think it’s more that they put together a roster that got dusted 3-0 by the European leftovers and made last night’s game a must-win situation.

Carved on that brick:

Could be worse. He could've ended up with the indignity of being a first base coach.

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

I was personally offended by that because my grandfather died when the submarine USS Enterprise was destroyed during the German attack on Pearl Harbor so people like Trump can live in a free country, and he can’t even be bothered to know the correct number of stripes on the flag.

Maybe if you can’t trust a person in their 20s to, literally, survive without your constant attention, you should reconsider whether or not to give that person millions of dollars.

#FeedDaBears is stupid. Should have been either #BearDown or #DaBears.

wasn’t there already a Browns emoji?