Slugfest for Game Boy? I’ll assume you just listed the only 5 sports games you’ve ever played, because that game was objectively terrible.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

If a shoe and apparel company wants advertising on the site in association with a viral hoax they can call our sales department.

Also obama's black. So racism doesn't exist.

Damn it. +1

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But many of these people were people she would have met with already, money or no money. The list of 85 people includes multiple Nobel Peace Prize winners, Ben Affleck and George Clooney (who unfortunately get lots of access in Washington for their activist activities already), etc.

Now the hate emails will just say stick to sports.

Well too freaking bad. Nothing is free in this world.

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

I’m glad to see we are still getting these comments so late in the season. Dedication from the BFiB. Would expect nothing else.

FYI, Teixeira is actually retiring at the end of the season, not Friday.

or the truth...”i need this guy to leave before everyone in the dugout realizes that this guy has more baseball knowledge in his pinky finger than i can even wish i had”

I’ll take being called small over passing up $54m to continue trying to play (when I want to keep playing anyway) every day of the week.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

This dick pic coverage reminds me of Deadspin’s Golden Age of athlete penis photos. In honor of it, going to remember some dick pic guys...

I can vouch for Drew here.

McKenna.