Dammit. My excitement level just went from an 11 to “Price is Right fail trumpet”.

Might be outdated for you but some households don't see the necessity of having an Xbox one for every TV. Sharing is caring

I couch co-oped with my girlfriend in Halo for years. Can’t do that in Halo 5.

Maybe for you, but a lot of people have roommates or friends who live close enough to play in person (which is definitively the better experience, even with a smaller screen). If I were still in college, I’d hate this news. As it is, I play Mario Kart with coworkers on my lunch break at work — I’d be devestated if…

Terrible decision. I want to play with a person who lives with me? Better get another XBone, and hook them up on a decent TV. Uh-oh, I only have one HD TV in my house. Guess I’m not playing it with family or friends AT ALL.

Though it’s not outdated amongst people who have irl friends.

My girlfriend and I have been sitting on the couch playing through each of the Halo campaigns together, partially in anticipation of Halo 5. This killed one of my major fun factors for the game.

This is a major bummer. Splitscreen is the reason I buy things on consoles instead of on computer, and honestly I would buy the PC version in a heartbeat if splitscreen was included. It’s even more of a bummer that a game with a long history of splitscreen no longer has it (and yet even more of a bummer to hear people…

I’m loving the fact that he put the safety glasses well after he started running the experiment.

next up, the hockey puck vs a grain of aluminum oxide fired at 6,700 mph!

This

Already done.

No!

They laughed at grandpa when he fell

Johnny 5 doesn’t need lunch breaks. All he needs is INPUT.

Oh my god, another Jezebel post praising the Galloway Gals? We get it, they were very influential in the feminist/dinosaur film landscape, let’s talk about something different for once. Jeez!