I’m certain a huge machine with plenty of functions would have to be involved. Maybe in due time we could get something as small as Futurama’s head jars.

Or a very, very bad movie.

EVERYTHING I LOVE GETS CANCELED!! :((((((((((((((((((((

Nice jab at Obama. He has upheld every treaty the U.S. has, this would include wartime aid.

We’ll even throw in some Imperial Lobbytroopers .

The car-commercial made me extremely skeptical. That almost has to be a satirically-subtitled spoof.

“GAH! I punched him right in the fist and he didn’t even flinch...OW that hurt! RUN!”

“Oh shit he’s not backing off. Must be tougher than me!”

WHAT???? This isnt real??

Gotta admire that pixel animation. No lazy transitions, but pixel-perfect movement to make it look as real as possible.

I think you guys did an article on this but it needs to be reglorified :P

When it comes to health and fitness, an area I was a professional in for over 10 years, diet means very little for certain individuals. The human body is an amazing thing, and each individual’s makeup is wildly different and capable of immeasurable things.

Schmoyoho helped create the opening for the show!!

Best aliens ever. Would submit to their overlordships again.

For me, it’ll always be this OP’d sumbitch.

NEVER SEEN THE ORIGINAL?! You have only one mission this week, and that is to watch Big Trouble In Little China. Period.

I’ve never seen the original, but I stand with you on principle. Remakes, blugh. The only good remake was Hendrix’s “All Along The Watchtower.”