Good... I hope it flings all of us off this fucking hell rock into the cold dark vacuum of space.

Pffft fake news. Everyone knows the earth is flat, doesn’t spin and rides on a giant space turtle’s back

Definitely...my boss is one of these people. Smart guy (he was a helicopter engineer at some point), but hearing him going on rants like this (and subsequently, hearing the shit he listens to at work) makes me think he has some severe, undiagnosed mental disorder.

I’ll do you one better. We need to get rid of single device remotes entirely. Replace literally all of it with Bluetooth or something similar. You get a device, sync it to your phone (or a universal remote for the less tech-savvy old people), and then you can control it with that device.

1. Introducing the 2021 Toyota Mirai. I guess they gave up some time in the future. MSRP starting at $49,500.

believe it or not, some famous people still value their own privacy and making no public appearances for two months isn’t uncommon. even more so when most people probably recognized his mask more than his face

Devastating. The best flow in the game.

The only time this dumb ass panel has even been justified:

A small dog’s remains were also discovered.

“After a year of lockdown, the vaccines are our passport back to normal life and the single best contemporary argument for the essential nature of developing science and tech.”

non-implantable brain wave devices have failed to approach the fidelity needed to control artificial limbs.

While skull implants are scary, the potential to have artificial limbs with precision control and feedback could be a godsend for people with disabilities.

My son has cerebral palsy, and I am excited that…

1. The Big Viral Moments of 2020 That Were Totally Fake

Now that is a sucker punch...

This story genuinely made my day. All the feels. My wife and I both had tears of joy reading it. I’m glad some real humans brimming with actual humanity still exist.

Fantastic 4 -> Doom -> Squirrel Girl

Yes. I too am looking forward to Disney inevitably buying Hasbro so that the Mandalorian can team up with Optimus Prime and fight Cobra Commander and Mr. Burns. 

Trump’s ONLY legacy will that of the president who killed, from negligence, as many Americans that died in WWII.

The original Star Wars series was George Lucas’ plan to sell lots of toys. As was Transformers and G.I Joe. The idea that any media project since the beginning of media wasn’t some capitalistic money-grab is woefully naïve.

The experts predicted a million dead if Trump did nothing before this was over. We are more than a quarter of the way there; and we haven’t even hit the worst part yet.

The shit is just getting started. Easy 400,000 dead by February.