The Texans is not the worst nickname in sports. That honor goes to two franchises who took their nickname with them when they moved cities:

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It’s funny. Back in 2008 people were hyping Hyundai because of the Sonata.

By reliable SUV I’m assuming you mean “loaner car courtesy of my local land rover dealer”

This is this like the Marlboro Man telling Don Draper to quit smoking.

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Because they only have torque converter automatics. Ba dam pssssh! Jalopnik joke.

I call it “two dollars to daydream.” I know I’m not going to win, but I’ll buy a ticket then drive home thinking about all the fun ways I can spend that money. For me, that daydream is worth the $2.

But can it run crysis?

This comment gave me faith in Cadillac again.

Or me in my Blizzak’d WRX laughs at you trying to keep down your wheelspin at a light because weight transfer.

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Gotta feel for the guy. He may have been something, if idiotic coaching hadn’t destroyed him.

At 80mph the drag on the car may have been forcing it to stay in 7th so the engine was working at optimal. Slow down to 60mph and you may have seen the other 2 higher gears in play. Your opinion /= engineering.

Cheer up, Blair Walsh.

By that definition the Cobalt SS, the Focus ST/RS, the Mazdaspeed 3, the Impreza WRX, and any number of tuner style cars should be considered muscle cars.

“He should have kicked it further to the right”-Scott Norwood

It shows a knee driven into the shoulder of a guy lying on his back.

Burfict clearly watches Brown miss the ball and then lowers his shoulder to tag the defenseless receiver as he passes. It doesn’t appear that he was aiming for Brown’s head, nor did he use his own as a weapon, but absolutely went out of his way to try to make an “unsportsmanlike” hit, and the consequence was a…