I fucking love AGDQ.

Half Life 3 confirmed.

That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan

Who’s to say they didn’t? When a kid sees Minecraft 2 and asks the parents if it’s ok, why would they argue? They don’t know anything about Minecraft except that it’s safe, they trust Apple’s vetting standards, and the kid has $80 in iTunes gift cards he just got for Christmas (which the scammer may well have been…

Troll Level: expert.

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

Am I old? Who are these people?

I can see the production meeting now.

For those playing at home Castle Bravo was the code name given to the first United States test of a dry fuel hydrogen bom

How many times you been to the play-offs assclown? You can’t count the time your mommy bought you tickets to get her out of her basement for the day...

“see? this is what happens when you allow immigrants from Syria.”

He’s a 23 year old kid. Let him live his life.

“OBJ”???

Where the hell are your socks? If you don’t have any because you are wearing sandals, your feet are already gross anyways.

Meanwhile I’m 72 hours into the game and just met Virgil.

Unless her sons are in college and math majors, she overdid.

I’m still playing Skyrim! On PS3!! With all those glitches that don’t seemed to have been patched!!! I’m setting ridiculous level goals for myself!!!! GIVE IT TO MEEEEE!!!!! I’m so tired of this game!!!!!! I want to FINALLY play Fallout 3!!!!!!!

you’re probably the only person on the planet who gives a shit about Rez HD.