We have a rescue chihuahua. The shelter where we got him told us that he'd been rescued from an animal hoarder house.

Mine is more funny than anything else, especially 20 years later. I was one of three bridesmaids at my brother's wedding (my sister in law is very shy and didn't want to do anything showy). When it came time for the bouquet toss, I went up there assuming I would get it because the other two bridesmaids were married. I…

Hahaha! The story was soooooo long I decided not to add an anything outside of the actual wedding. They did stay married. It is difficult to explain. They actually were a dysfunctional fit. She was his trophy wife who was happy to be it, but LOVED drama and boys chasing after her. He sometimes treated her like…

I would like to present ... the Honourable Miss Phryne Fisher!

I'm all about Lucy Honeychurch in pure Edwardian gorgeousness.

Ok, I have always thought that my friend's wedding could be turned into a movie, and while not at the time, she now also completely agrees.

My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

I married an Egyptian and ours was the worst ever.

I've been to a lot of weddings, mostly those of strangers, because of various things I've been doing for the wedding/reception venues.

I was an event coordinator and was witness to a bunch of taffeta draped train wrecks.

All of them, because you're upholding the patriarchy. You conformists.

Wow, I can't tell you how much I relate to this... and I am a man. My mother is still a fucking twig. And actually I am quite thin, too. She's a mean judgmental person when it comes to weight. And around my house, growing up, all "bad" things were brought back to weight: Didn't get good grades? "Maybe you should spend…

Yeah, keep hugging pets, skateboarding and cuddling kids. Meanwhile, she remains at large...

I liked this, very much so.