I LIKE that!

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

A gym membership is a perfect metaphor for marriage.

Hi — while I agree with a general sense of skepticism that’s always healthy when dealing with stuff like this, as a DACA recipient myself, these comments do little more than incite fear. I am scared and so are other people like me — but I also hope that Congress will pull through with something. Please do not hope…

Holy shit am I tired of hearing the phrase “playing the victim” used about a woman who was literally just in a courtroom getting justice for being sexually assaulted this month.

Stick around till the end.

*soot covered woman, you mean. There’s absolutely nothing graphic posted, you can’t even see a visible injury. The “so gnarly I won’t even post it” hand image is the type of injury you’d get from splashing a small amount of boiling water on your hand. This whole thing is so damn overhyped it’s insane.

Liberals keep dreaming of this magic bullet, this shocking revelation that will spur protective governmental action that’s going to somehow make it all better. They still think Trump is an aberration instead of the natural result of our system and the way both parties have developed over the last several decades, and…

I just turned to my Amazon Echo and said, “Alexa, open the pod bay doors.” It replied, “I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that. I’m not HAL and we’re not in space.”

“Only if the cats do not have any anti-capitalist leanings, Dave”

I think a lot of the feedback I’ve heard about the strike is that it kind of creates a conflict of interest for women: of course, feminism/supporting fellow women is a huge priority for many of us, but we also pride ourselves on our professionalism and our integral roles in business/at home. I think it makes people…

Can the media also stop trying to interview this shitbag?

Are you equally upset that the other women in the pageant shaved their legs and armpits? That’s the result of a culture that tells women that having visible hair on their bodies is intrinsically unsightly and shameful, after all. Should we refuse to celebrate all women who remove their body hair as well?

Do you also refuse to celebrate the actions and dress mores of any and all Americans, any and all capitalists, any and all Earthlings in any context and no matter what they have achieved? Because guess what sister most manners of dress and belief systems have been steeped in patriarchy in one point or another and used…

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Man, I really love John Oliver, but this election has underlined how much of a hollow echo chamber satire and comedic commentary has become. Its ubiquity has accomplished nothing, and it appeals exclusively to a willing audience who only want to have their existing beliefs re-affirmed. We’re all just laughing as we…

Her age progression in just 2 months was pretty horrifying.

Her age progression photos will be interesting.

Kellyanne Conway - Secretary of Babysitting.

I like to picture a physical struggle between Trump and Kelly Conway for his damn phone. You know that’s her talking in the second tweet.

Four years of 24/7 damage control, Kelly -you SO deserve it.