I would be talking about the man. I listen to CCR all the god damn time.

That’s right. He wrote a song about that kind of thing, “Zanz Can’t Dance”, as a response to Saul Zaentz, who owned most of the rights to CCR’s output, when Zaentz sued Fogerty for alleged self-plagiarism, saying “The Old Man is Down the Road” infringed on “Run Through the Jungle”.

Santana did Fleetwood Mac one better. In fact, so did Judas Priest with “Green Manalishi”. I’ve come to the conclusion that Fleetwood Mac just isn’t that great.

Fogerty wrote it, and Creedence did it better. Tina Turner’s version is too fucking busy.

Gonna go ahead and file this one under “shit I already knew”.

School principal Jim Van Dellen admitted the assignment was “out of line” in a letter to parents, explaining that the assignment was intended to “spark debate”.

My brother, who regularly has to enter crawlspaces for his job, told me a horror story once of a house whose crawlspace was infested with them. I would have probably quit right there.

You know, spiders I’m mostly okay with as long as they stay out of my way (like, up on the ceiling). If not then I usually try to throw them outside. But if I see a cave cricket in my house...that fucker is going to die.

I still have no idea who this guy is.

2. Craft-Beer-Maker

Fucking scumbag asshole, just be glad you got to run your fucking concentration camp with zero consequences you bloated old sack of shit.

Already some whining from the grays about her blocking traffic. If being late to work is the worst thing that happens to you on a given day, be glad. Also this plays into the line of thinking: “if black people are going to protest then they should do it in a way that does not affect me at all, in a place where I don’t…

He’s not running in 2020.

What do I win?!?!?

I actually hope he lives for a very long time. Mainly because I’d like to see him lose the presidency in 2020.

As long as he somehow manages to take Mike Pence with him, I’m okay with it too.

I’m just sick of seeing his stupid alien face in every movie.